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Nine · (This post was last modified: June 16, 2014 at 8:06 pm by Nine.)

Twats great because it's easy to say under your breath. Plus because it sounds silly you can call people a that and they won't be too upset. Call somebody a wanker and you'll be in trouble though.

Lol, I would but I'm on my kindle. I do need to hear somebody say wanker XD

Luckie ' Wrote: Or Twat waffle. that's my favorite.

My dad is a big fan of Twatfuck.

**Mystical** · June 16, 2014 at 8:08 pm

Same here Losty! Heart

Colorado to Kansas was the biggest adjustment I ever had to make.. mainly due to lack of pronounciation from lack of teeth.

New Mexico was pleasant though. I enjoy listening to the american Indian Mexican take on English ^_^ is Hawt! We need Ivy here damnsit

Tonus · June 16, 2014 at 8:09 pm

(June 16, 2014 at 8:08 pm)Luckie Wrote: Colorado to Kansas was the biggest adjustment I ever had to make.. mainly due to lack of pronounciation from lack of teeth.

Geez, how violent were they???

**Mystical** · June 16, 2014 at 8:18 pm

Meth and inbreeding man. Meth and inbreeding. *shudders

Nine · June 16, 2014 at 8:23 pm

(June 16, 2014 at 8:18 pm)Luckie Wrote: Meth and inbreeding man. Meth and inbreeding. *shudders

Reminds me of a village I lived in for a year or so. Pretty much everyone in the village was related to the guy in charge of the village hall. Each one weirder and more stupid than the last. No meth but the inbreeding sure gets ugly.

I couldn't understand what most of them were saying either, I'm not sure any of them were able to string together a coherent sentence.

**Mystical** · (This post was last modified: June 16, 2014 at 8:31 pm by Mystical.)

Small towns and isolation breed... many things. I stick to the city nowadays ^_^

May I inquire as to what 'villiage' nationality you were in?

**Napoléon** · (This post was last modified: June 16, 2014 at 9:05 pm by Napoléon.)

(June 16, 2014 at 8:02 pm)Luckie Wrote: I tend to favor the word 'douche' + ________. Par example: douches canoe, douche bag, douche master, etc.

Or Twat waffle. that's my favorite.

If you said douche round my end you'd probably get laughed at, it's probably the one swear word Americans use that we can't take seriously. And ass. God damn, when will you learn, if you really want to offend, you say arse. Arsehole is so much better than asshole. It has more emphasis.

Wanker is pretty good but we only say that if someone's being a bit of a dick, not if we want to really offend someone. If we want to do that we use the good ol' fashioned cunt. That does the real damage.

Twat, as mentioned, is pretty good as well, some nice powerful consonants in there. Bastard too is pretty useful, then there's slag and prick. They're more subtle.

Then there's the less offensive ones like minge and knob. Knob can be pretty versatile. You can be aggressive with it: "you fucking knobhead", or you can be teasingly friendly "ah you silly knob", or you can be downright ludicrious "fucking knobjockey, what did you do that for you knobcheese?".

Can we start a new thread on this?

Marsellus Wallace · (This post was last modified: June 16, 2014 at 9:01 pm by Marsellus Wallace.)

(June 16, 2014 at 8:45 pm)Napoléon Wrote:
(June 16, 2014 at 8:02 pm)Luckie Wrote: I tend to favor the word 'douche' + ________. Par example: douches canoe, douche bag, douche master, etc.

Or Twat waffle. that's my favorite.

If you said douche round my end you'd probably get laughed at, it's probably the one swear word Americans use that we can't take seriously. And ass. God damn, when will you learn, if you really want to offend, you say arse. Arsehole is so much better than asshole. It has more emphasis.

Wanker is pretty good but we only say that if someone's being a bit of a dick, not if we want to really offend someone. If we want to do that we use the good ol' fashioned cunt. That does the real damage.

Twat, as mentioned, is pretty good, some nice powerful consonants in there. Bastard too is pretty useful, then there's slag and prick. They're more subtle.

Then there's the less offensive ones like minge and knob. Knob can be pretty versatile. You can be aggressive with it: "you fucking knobhead", or you can be teasingly friendly "ah you silly knob", or you can be downright ludicrious "fucking knobjockey, what did you do that for you knobcheese?".

Can we start a new thread on this?

*Writing down notes* now, I know what to say when I go to Britain Big Grin

Quote:Can we start a new thread on this?

I vote yes Smile

bennyboy · (This post was last modified: June 16, 2014 at 9:07 pm by bennyboy.)

(June 16, 2014 at 8:03 pm)Losty Wrote:
(June 16, 2014 at 7:59 pm)Luckie Wrote: Hell we can't even say words right here within the frame of the US. The South and East sound far different than us Westerners. Not to even mmention New Yorkers, Bostonians, and those poor Canadian borderlands. I darenot compare us to the rest of the world and all you 'proper' Brits.

Seriously I was like 11 or 12 when we moved to South Georgia. School was so hard for me because I couldn't understand anything anyone was saying. Even after years of living there I still struggle with understanding people with really thick accents.

Canada, too. Newfies ftw!

Thumpalumpacus · (This post was last modified: June 16, 2014 at 9:26 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)

(June 16, 2014 at 12:40 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote:
(June 16, 2014 at 12:37 pm)alpha male Wrote: One nasty post isn't an "epic meltdown."

Perhaps I'm not the best judge, having never lost my temper to that degree online. I bow to your presumed greater expertise on meltdowns and nasty posts.

Of all the AFers, I missed your wit when the site went tits-up.

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