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You Might Be More Atheist Than You Think If . . . .
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You Might Be More Atheist Than You Think If . . . .
Just throwing this out, maybe AF can come up with some funny lines or lines that make people stop and think about their 'beliefs'.


A few that spring to mind to get it rolling:


YMBMATYTI you know better than Jesus about remarriage after divorce.

YMBMATYTI you don't remember or care that when asked which Commandments to keep, Jesus only listed HALF OF THEM.

YMBMATYTI the 5 laws in Leviticus about homosexuality always and will forever apply to all gay people, but the other 600 laws in Leviticus DON'T APPLY to you at all.
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RE: You Might Be More Atheist Than You Think If . . . .
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RE: You Might Be More Atheist Than You Think If . . . .
A lot of religious people are practical atheists and don't respect all the commandments their god imposes. This happens frequently, at least partially, the prime example being premarital sex, I have a lot of christian friends but really how many of them refrain from that particular sin?
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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RE: You Might Be More Atheist Than You Think If . . . .
Probably doesn't count unless they're doing it right....and being young christians - I can just about promise you they're doing it wrong.

Or maybe they are doing it right - there's another school of thought on this. The Garfunkel and Oates School.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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