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How do you deal with street preachers?

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How do you deal with street preachers?
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RE: How do you deal with street preachers?
July 10, 2014 at 10:12 pm
Tell him to give you the shirt off of his back right now. If he does then listen to him. If he doesn't then tell him that he doesn't know Jesus and to STFU. Matthew 5:42 (ERV) = "Give to anyone who asks you for something. Don’t refuse to give to anyone who wants to borrow from you."
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RE: How do you deal with street preachers?
July 10, 2014 at 10:21 pm
I always go with a really sweet, "disculpe señor pero no hablo inglés" Big Grin

Once a guy's response was, "woah! Sorry amigo I didn't know you were a mexican"

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RE: How do you deal with street preachers?
July 10, 2014 at 10:22 pm
Avoid eye contact, take brochures if thrust within six inches of self, keep walking.
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RE: How do you deal with street preachers?
July 10, 2014 at 11:10 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 9:48 pm)Beccs Wrote: Another way to deal with them is tasers.

But, apparently, that's frowned upon.

Self defense should be a perfectly viable defense cases of tasering street preachers. After all, we should be allowed to defend our minds as zealously as our bodies!
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RE: How do you deal with street preachers?
July 11, 2014 at 1:03 am
Many years ago, I was helping set up chairs in a public library conference room for a meeting on the library's decision to add a copy of Madonna's photography book to the collection.

A 'Christer' showed up early and wanted to chat with me. One of his first questions, asked in a 'harsher' tone was what religion was I. I truthfully answered I had recently attended some MCC services.

IANMTU, his tone and demeanor instantly changed, and he suggested we go out for a bite after the meeting!

I declined, having met enough crazy people in my life at that point, but I have always wondered what would have happened.
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RE: How do you deal with street preachers?
July 11, 2014 at 1:17 am
I have a special sardonic grin for street preachers. It is so condescending and dismissive, they give up pretty quick.
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RE: How do you deal with street preachers?
July 11, 2014 at 1:32 am
(July 10, 2014 at 10:22 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Avoid eye contact, take brochures if thrust within six inches of self, keep walking.

exactly Big Grin
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RE: How do you deal with street preachers?
July 11, 2014 at 1:49 am
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RE: How do you deal with street preachers?
July 11, 2014 at 5:28 am
Just politely say no
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RE: How do you deal with street preachers?
July 11, 2014 at 6:55 am
(July 11, 2014 at 1:49 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: [Image: BANDIT_9.jpg]

So, you prefer the "Fargo" method. All righty then!
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