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The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
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The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
July 13, 2014 at 1:37 pm
Just a little recap of the tragic story of our friend, the anti masturbation dolphin, Fappy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2MOo2CEnqc

Please note I do not know if this story is true or not, this video is for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to be a serious news story
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RE: The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
July 13, 2014 at 2:43 pm
It is not true.
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RE: The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
July 13, 2014 at 2:54 pm
It's a poe
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RE: The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
July 13, 2014 at 3:45 pm
Lol Fappy got me good in a thread I started about it last week titled: Why I'm not proud to be an American.

Damn Fappy. Dodgy
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

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RE: The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
July 14, 2014 at 8:11 am
(July 13, 2014 at 2:54 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: It's a poe
No, a poe is indistinguishable from the real thing. Most people spotted this for what it is pretty quickly.
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July 14, 2014 at 8:52 am (This post was last modified: July 14, 2014 at 9:06 am by Fidel_Castronaut.)
(July 14, 2014 at 8:11 am)alpha male Wrote:
(July 13, 2014 at 2:54 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: It's a poe
No, a poe is indistinguishable from the real thing. Most people spotted this for what it is pretty quickly.

That's true. A christian group that shared the pathetic beliefs that this fake organisation sought to emulate wouldn't have been smart enough to call it fappy.

As to 'what is is', an accurate portrayal of the beliefs of some insane fools who think masturbation is a sin.
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RE: The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
July 14, 2014 at 9:26 am
If they stop thinking it is a 'sin', it would take a degree of the thrill out of it.


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July 14, 2014 at 9:29 am
Oh that's nasty. Smile
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RE: The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
July 14, 2014 at 9:38 am
I guess you guys have gone to different kinds of churches than I've been to, as I've never heard a sermon on the evils of masturbation.
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RE: The Rise and Fall of Fappy, the Anti Masturbation Dolphin
July 14, 2014 at 9:47 am
Damn few sermons given on remarriage following divorce, too. And Jesus Himself maybe didn't address self rape, but He sure as Hell did address remarriage after divorce. He called it ADULTERY, and when He was asked about which of the 10 Commandments to keep, of the 5 He listed, that pesky one about ADULTERY was included.

If 'self rape' (ROTFL over that term, Gawd I love it!!!!!) during marriage is considered a form of ADULTERY (I suppose if you're not in mind of your spouse while doing it, that would qualify) then we'd have some relevant sermons from that angle.


Typing all that reminds me I need to buy some more lotion . . . . .


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