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Confessions

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Losty Offline
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#601
RE: Confessions
November 10, 2016 at 9:48 pm
Confession: my kids were fighting and screaming and bringing me to my anxiety turns to insanity threshold last night so I sent them to their room and drank copious amounts of wine while cooking dinner.
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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Darwins Disciple Offline
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#602
RE: Confessions
November 10, 2016 at 10:10 pm
I lie to Christians. I tell them that I am Christian just so that I can hear there bullshit. Then I go back home, mock them and laugh at them and make fun of them with my other Athiest friends.

Does this make me a bad person?
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#603
RE: Confessions
November 10, 2016 at 10:12 pm
I was owned a cookie monster Halloween costume
     “A man isn't tiny or giant enough to defeat anything” Yukio Mishima


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Edwardo Piet Away
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#604
RE: Confessions
November 10, 2016 at 10:15 pm
(November 10, 2016 at 10:10 pm)Darwins Disciple Wrote: I lie to Christians. I tell them that I am Christian just so that I can hear there bullshit.  Then I go back home, mock them and laugh at them and make fun of them with my other Athiest friends.

Does this make me a bad person?

No, it doesn't make you a bad person at all. It makes you extremely immature, mildly hilarious, moderately annoying and rather troll-like.
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abaris Offline
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#605
RE: Confessions
November 10, 2016 at 10:21 pm (This post was last modified: November 10, 2016 at 10:22 pm by abaris.)
(November 10, 2016 at 10:10 pm)Darwins Disciple Wrote: I lie to Christians. I tell them that I am Christian just so that I can hear there bullshit.  Then I go back home, mock them and laugh at them and make fun of them with my other Athiest friends.

Does this make me a bad person?

I'm a very proficient liar. That's what makes me a well versed negotiator, which is required in my job. Talking people into things that are disadvantageous to them. I don't lie here though. I guess I'm a more genuine person here than I am in my daily life.
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#606
RE: Confessions
November 10, 2016 at 10:35 pm
I never learned to read.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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#607
RE: Confessions
November 10, 2016 at 10:36 pm
I have 11 fingers and hear someone with daddy issues is looking for me.
“Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.”  - Ford Prefect
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#608
RE: Confessions
November 10, 2016 at 10:38 pm
(November 10, 2016 at 10:10 pm)Darwins Disciple Wrote: I lie to Christians. I tell them that I am Christian just so that I can hear there bullshit.  Then I go back home, mock them and laugh at them and make fun of them with my other Athiest friends.

Does this make me a bad person?

It makes you a cunt.
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#609
RE: Confessions
November 11, 2016 at 1:57 am
I ate all the chocolates

Not at any particular time btw, that's just an ongoing trend.
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane"  - sarcasm_only

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#610
RE: Confessions
November 11, 2016 at 3:38 am
I lied when I said her arse didn't look big in that dress.
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