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RE: joke time
November 13, 2018 at 8:56 pm
(November 13, 2018 at 7:58 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Quote:Richard Feynman said: "Physics is to mathematics as sex is to masturbation"
Student : "So you're saying both fields are good, but without an attempt to understand the universe, the search for deeper mathematical truth is empty?"
Professor : "I'm saying you'll spend most of undergrad doing math."
I keep putting my logic grinding wheel against this vignette, but I just keep glancing off, getting only sparks. Maybe it'll sink in, eventually.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: joke time
November 13, 2018 at 9:45 pm
Orion's Belt is a big waist of space
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
November 14, 2018 at 9:05 am
You cannot spoil the ending to a movie about history.
The boat sank.
The South lost.
JFK died.
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RE: joke time
November 16, 2018 at 7:20 am
I think Scrabble would be far more interesting with all blank tiles. Unlimited points.
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RE: joke time
November 18, 2018 at 2:57 pm
(November 16, 2018 at 7:20 am)Brian37 Wrote: I think Scrabble would be far more interesting with all blank tiles. Unlimited points.
It would be a challenge to figure out a way to cheat.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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RE: joke time
November 19, 2018 at 12:38 am
How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: joke time
November 19, 2018 at 6:37 am
Doberman: Hey stop pinching me.
Dog: Hey yourself, it's what I do.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: joke time
November 19, 2018 at 1:25 pm
I always find the golf announcers trying to build up the drama by whispering funny.
Whisper voice, "He's landed on the beaches of Normandy and about to take out a pill box."
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