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RE: joke time
August 9, 2020 at 3:41 am
(August 8, 2020 at 10:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: A friend of mine is wearing a red MAGA cap and a Trump 2020 pin.

So far he's been spat on, verbally abused, and assaulted.

I hate to imagine what will happen when he leaves my house.

Just a thought, but have you seen any of the "Saw" movies?



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RE: joke time
August 9, 2020 at 4:25 am
(August 9, 2020 at 3:41 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(August 8, 2020 at 10:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: A friend of mine is wearing a red MAGA cap and a Trump 2020 pin.

So far he's been spat on, verbally abused, and assaulted.

I hate to imagine what will happen when he leaves my house.

Just a thought, but have you seen any of the "Saw" movies?

Part of one.

I don't tend to watch movies like that. I like horror movies, not unnecessarily gory movies.

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RE: joke time
August 9, 2020 at 8:59 am
Because we all know Beccs can't stand the sight of blood and guts!
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RE: joke time
August 9, 2020 at 9:07 am
(August 9, 2020 at 8:59 am)ignoramus Wrote: Because we all know Beccs can't stand the sight of blood and guts!
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That isn't it.

She hates the competition....
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RE: joke time
August 9, 2020 at 1:18 pm
(August 9, 2020 at 4:25 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 9, 2020 at 3:41 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Just a thought, but have you seen any of the "Saw" movies?

Part of one.

I don't tend to watch movies like that. I like horror movies, not unnecessarily gory movies.

Becausr splatter movies tend to go for shock value and have weak storylines.

I've never been a fan

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RE: joke time
August 9, 2020 at 2:32 pm
What travels down an alley and has holes in it?








Batman's parents.

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#4127
RE: joke time
August 9, 2020 at 4:49 pm
Saw this in the chat box on Talk Heathen today : "Jesus isn't coming back because he  wasn't nailed to a boomerang!"
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RE: joke time
August 12, 2020 at 12:51 am
I tried to become a marine biologist by tagging whales.

But I was arrested for "injuring endangered species" and "carrying spray cans".

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RE: joke time
August 14, 2020 at 9:15 am
Knock knock
Who’s there?
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Ida who?
Ida know who this lady is, but if she’s not a lawyer and I haven’t had a chance to talk with her, I ain’t telling you a goddam thing!
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RE: joke time
August 16, 2020 at 6:21 am
Fulfilling the dream of a lifetime, a man gets a seat at the World Cup Final, right at the halfway line. The seat next to him is vacant, so he asks the man across from him if someone will be sitting there.

'No,' says the man.

'That's strange.  Who would pay for a seat at the World Cup and not use it?'

'Actually, that seat was for my wife. She passed away after we bought the tickets.'

'Oh, I'm so sorry for your loss.  But couldn't you have brought someone else, a friend or maybe a relative?'

'Nah. They're all at her funeral.'

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