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August 8, 2020 at 10:48 pm
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A friend of mine is wearing a red MAGA cap and a Trump 2020 pin.
So far he's been spat on, verbally abused, and assaulted.
I hate to imagine what will happen when he leaves my house.
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RE: joke time
August 9, 2020 at 3:41 am
(August 8, 2020 at 10:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: A friend of mine is wearing a red MAGA cap and a Trump 2020 pin.
So far he's been spat on, verbally abused, and assaulted.
I hate to imagine what will happen when he leaves my house.
Just a thought, but have you seen any of the "Saw" movies?
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RE: joke time
August 9, 2020 at 4:25 am
(August 9, 2020 at 3:41 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: (August 8, 2020 at 10:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: A friend of mine is wearing a red MAGA cap and a Trump 2020 pin.
So far he's been spat on, verbally abused, and assaulted.
I hate to imagine what will happen when he leaves my house.
Just a thought, but have you seen any of the "Saw" movies?
Part of one.
I don't tend to watch movies like that. I like horror movies, not unnecessarily gory movies.
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RE: joke time
August 9, 2020 at 8:59 am
Because we all know Beccs can't stand the sight of blood and guts!
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RE: joke time
August 9, 2020 at 1:18 pm
(August 9, 2020 at 4:25 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (August 9, 2020 at 3:41 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Just a thought, but have you seen any of the "Saw" movies?
Part of one.
I don't tend to watch movies like that. I like horror movies, not unnecessarily gory movies.
Becausr splatter movies tend to go for shock value and have weak storylines.
I've never been a fan
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August 9, 2020 at 2:32 pm
What travels down an alley and has holes in it?
Batman's parents.
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August 9, 2020 at 4:49 pm
Saw this in the chat box on Talk Heathen today : "Jesus isn't coming back because he wasn't nailed to a boomerang!"
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August 12, 2020 at 12:51 am
I tried to become a marine biologist by tagging whales.
But I was arrested for "injuring endangered species" and "carrying spray cans".
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August 14, 2020 at 9:15 am
Knock knock
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Ida
Ida who?
Ida know who this lady is, but if she’s not a lawyer and I haven’t had a chance to talk with her, I ain’t telling you a goddam thing!
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