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joke time
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 (January 16, 2021 at 6:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 1990s scientists: 'We cloned a sheep! We landed a robot on Mars!' Ummm, except that Flat Earthers would agree with that 2020 statement. Earth is a SPHERE. (In reality, it's an oblate spheroid, but that would leave Flat Earther's heads spinning.)
Disappointing theists since 1968!
 (January 16, 2021 at 5:07 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:(January 16, 2021 at 6:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 1990s scientists: 'We cloned a sheep! We landed a robot on Mars!' Did you and 37 fail the same Humour Appreciation course? Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(January 16, 2021 at 5:18 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(January 16, 2021 at 5:07 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Ummm, except that Flat Earthers would agree with that 2020 statement. Nah. It's just that the joke needs a slight tweak.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
^
So you're saying it wasn't technically funny?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Getting Chinese takeaway: $14.00
Tip: $3.00 Getting home and discovering that you forgot part of your order: riceless. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Why aren't Chinese good at geometry?
Because the square still haunts them.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Me, "No one talk to me until I've had my coffee!"
Them, "I didn't know you drank coffee." Me, "I don't." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: joke time
January 19, 2021 at 1:27 am
(This post was last modified: January 19, 2021 at 1:27 am by The Valkyrie.)
A woman asked me today if I'm a dog person.
I had to explain to her that werewolves aren't real. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I've been reading a book about Stockholm Syndrome.
It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
If you're experiencing muscle pain, apply a mixture of olive oil and sea salt to the affected area, and it will immediately feel oilier and saltier.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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