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RE: joke time
May 20, 2015 at 12:12 am
I went to see a muslim tribute band last night at a Mosque in NYC. They were called "Bomb Jovi" and I thought they were brilliant. They performed songs like “Losing my head over you”, “Rocket Launcher Man”, “You’re six, you’re beautiful, and you’re mine”.
Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down!!
Then this muslim guy started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD.
I was interested, so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"
Well that was when the trouble started.
Those guys have no sense of humor!
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RE: joke time
May 20, 2015 at 10:16 am
A dyslexic max walks into a bra.
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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RE: joke time
May 20, 2015 at 6:05 pm
Then he became a Satanist and sold his soul to Santa.
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RE: joke time
May 20, 2015 at 7:10 pm
Did you hear about the insomniac dyslexic agnostic? He used to lay awake all night wondering if there was a Dog.
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RE: joke time
May 20, 2015 at 7:20 pm
I like FCUK
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: joke time
May 20, 2015 at 7:33 pm
read I recently cure they for found dyslexia a.
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RE: joke time
May 20, 2015 at 8:38 pm
(This post was last modified: May 20, 2015 at 8:39 pm by Cyberman.)
Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
May 21, 2015 at 10:07 am
Whats worse than being a Jew? Being a black Jew because you have to go to the back of the oven.
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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RE: joke time
May 21, 2015 at 12:29 pm
I just added my friend Richard to speed dial on my phone.
It's my get Rich quick scheme.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
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RE: joke time
May 22, 2015 at 8:43 pm
Dick is also short for Richard.
