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RE: joke time
December 11, 2017 at 5:14 pm
(December 11, 2017 at 4:43 pm)KittyAnn Wrote: A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. 
So his parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school. 
While there the boy came home from school and studied every day.
At the end of the marking period the boy got straight A`s. 
So his parents asked him, `What motivated you to do so well in school?` 
He replied, `When I saw that guy nailed to a plus sign I knew they weren`t fooling around!`

Reminds me of



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RE: joke time
December 11, 2017 at 7:04 pm
Paddy was in  New York .He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing.   The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians.'   Then he'd allow the traffic to pass. He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk. After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?'
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RE: joke time
December 11, 2017 at 7:17 pm
(December 11, 2017 at 4:53 pm)Darinda Wrote: 12.. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

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RE: joke time
December 11, 2017 at 8:50 pm
Here about the Irishman with the bloody foot? He tried to kick start a menstrual cycle.
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RE: joke time
December 12, 2017 at 1:15 am
What's the difference between an elementary school and a terrorist training camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.
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RE: joke time
December 12, 2017 at 4:49 am
Four chinese, Chu, Bu, Fu and Su, decided to emigrate to the USA.
In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards.
Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck.
Fu and his sister Su decided to stay in China.
"Alone is what I have. Alone protects me." 
“I may be on the side of the angels but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”
“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existence. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery each day."
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RE: joke time
December 12, 2017 at 5:01 am
Why do members of SEAL teams make such poor lovers?
Because they go in and out without being noticed.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: joke time
December 12, 2017 at 9:01 am
(December 12, 2017 at 5:01 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Why do members of SEAL teams make such poor lovers?
Because they go in and out without being noticed.

He he he, not sure I would actually tell that to a real Seal Team member in reality.  Big Grin

What is the one thing Seal Team members never do.

Go clubbing.
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RE: joke time
December 12, 2017 at 10:13 am (This post was last modified: December 12, 2017 at 10:13 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(December 11, 2017 at 1:37 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Bri, dude - it's a joke. 

Boru

NO IT ISN'T! SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL TIE YOU UP AND FORCE YOU TO LISTEN TO ABBA FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT! AND I'LL FEED YOU CAFFEINE PILLS TO KEEP YOU UP! IT WILL BE NOTHING BUT SHITE MUSIC CONSTANTLY! YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! THE MISSUS WILL WONDER WHERE YOU'D GOT TO!

Oh wait a second, I'm not Brian.

But I am Boru.

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December 12, 2017 at 10:13 am
BREAKING NEWS,

45 reverses position on probe, " Send her in, I'll probe her."
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