Orion's Belt is a big waist of space
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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 Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
You cannot spoil the ending to a movie about history.
The boat sank. The South lost. JFK died.
I think Scrabble would be far more interesting with all blank tiles. Unlimited points.
 ![[Image: icon_quote.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.trackie.com%2Ftrack-and-field%2Fimg%2Flayout%2Ficon_quote.jpg) Brian37:You cannot spoil the ending to a movie about history. The boat sank. The South lost. JFK died. What movie is that?  (November 16, 2018 at 7:20 am)Brian37 Wrote: I think Scrabble would be far more interesting with all blank tiles. Unlimited points. It would be a challenge to figure out a way to cheat.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind. 
How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Doberman: Hey stop pinching me.
Dog: Hey yourself, it's what I do.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I always find the golf announcers trying to build up the drama by whispering funny.
Whisper voice, "He's landed on the beaches of Normandy and about to take out a pill box."
Netflix has decided to get into porn streaming, the are going to call it, "NutFlix"
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