Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: December 15, 2024, 1:57 pm
Thread Rating:
|
joke time
|
I went to a restaurant and ordered the chef's surprise.
When it arrived I said to the waiter, "What's this?" "It's bean soup," he replied. "I don't care what it's been. What the hell is it now?" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
For the first time ever, I went to a topless restaurant and didn't enjoy the experience at all.
It rained and my potatoes got soggy. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
God is love. He loves everyone Forever.
Everyone please just let Trump do his job. He is the president and knows what's best for us!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Two motorcyclists when they see each other approaching from opposite directions, "Dude!" *Waves*
Two pilots when they see each other approaching from opposite directions, "Aaarrrrggghhhh!!!!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (September 16, 2020 at 4:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: For the first time ever, I went to a topless restaurant and didn't enjoy the experience at all. Maybe you should've asked for an umbrella at your table, or order a glass and just wait for it to fill up.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
 RE: joke time
September 17, 2020 at 2:10 am
(This post was last modified: September 17, 2020 at 2:13 am by onlinebiker.)
(September 16, 2020 at 8:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Two motorcyclists when they see each other approaching from opposite directions, "Dude!" *Waves* Waving at other people on motorcycles quit being a thing for bikers when the majority of bikes at Sturgis came in on a trailer..... Nowdays I wave at other S series Saturns. They're far more rare than motorcycles....
I think most people wave at me when I'm driving the Mach1, not because they like Mustangs, but because it's a 50 year old Ford and still working! lol
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (September 16, 2020 at 8:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Two motorcyclists when they see each other approaching from opposite directions, "Dude!" *Waves* Back when I was in my early 20s, I owned a Honda Rebel 250. While it was technically a "motorcycle" it had the power of a tricycle. I had a friend who had a Kawasaki 750. We took a couple trips together, but of course I couldn't keep up with him. Anywho, he'd often tease me riding at night, with on coming lights, "Just go between the two motorcycle lights". Basically joking to to split a car between their headlights. |
|
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
| Possibly Related Threads... | |||||
| Thread | Author | Replies | Views | Last Post | |
| No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity! | Jehanne | 10 | 2748 |
April 23, 2021 at 9:54 pm Last Post: arewethereyet |
|
| A sacred joke. | Mystic | 15 | 3310 |
January 20, 2018 at 10:00 pm Last Post: Cyberman |
|
| Big Bang Theory Neil Tyson joke | Brian37 | 1 | 1607 |
May 18, 2016 at 8:07 pm Last Post: vorlon13 |
|
| There Has To Be A Joke Here, Somewhere! | Minimalist | 3 | 2539 |
October 1, 2014 at 10:57 pm Last Post: Zidneya |
|
| Joke | Minimalist | 59 | 18802 |
June 27, 2014 at 12:25 am Last Post: Ravenshire |
|
| A little joke | Sup | 11 | 4743 |
April 10, 2014 at 7:33 pm Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4 |
|
| Evolution (is a) joke | JesusLover1 | 12 | 9434 |
March 2, 2014 at 6:24 pm Last Post: Minimalist |
|
| Preacher joke 02 | Drich | 2 | 1993 |
February 12, 2014 at 7:15 am Last Post: NoraBrimstone |
|
| Preacher joke 01 | Drich | 8 | 4844 |
January 20, 2014 at 12:31 am Last Post: Drich |
|
| Make Up An Atheist Joke | freedomfromforum | 5 | 3050 |
October 6, 2013 at 12:30 am Last Post: Angrboda |
|
Users browsing this thread: 311 Guest(s)
