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joke time
RE: joke time
(September 11, 2020 at 6:56 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I know, right?  Need moar Vulcan.

Boru

Okay, you got it:

When does a joke become a dad joke?


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I went to a restaurant and ordered the chef's surprise.

When it arrived I said to the waiter, "What's this?"

"It's bean soup," he replied.

"I don't care what it's been. What the hell is it now?"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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For the first time ever, I went to a topless restaurant and didn't enjoy the experience at all. 

 It rained and my potatoes got soggy.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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God is love. He loves everyone Forever.
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Everyone please just let Trump do his job. He is the president and knows what's best for us!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Two motorcyclists when they see each other approaching from opposite directions, "Dude!" *Waves*

Two pilots when they see each other approaching from opposite directions, "Aaarrrrggghhhh!!!!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
(September 16, 2020 at 4:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: For the first time ever, I went to a topless restaurant and didn't enjoy the experience at all. 

 It rained and my potatoes got soggy.

Boru

Maybe you should've asked for an umbrella at your table, or order a glass and just wait for it to fill up.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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(September 16, 2020 at 8:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Two motorcyclists when they see each other approaching from opposite directions, "Dude!"  *Waves*

Two pilots when they see each other approaching from opposite directions, "Aaarrrrggghhhh!!!!"

Waving at other people on motorcycles quit being a thing for bikers when the majority of bikes at Sturgis came in on a trailer.....

Nowdays I wave at other S series Saturns. 

They're far more rare than motorcycles....
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I think most people wave at me when I'm driving the Mach1, not because they like Mustangs, but because it's a 50 year old Ford and still working! lol
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: joke time
(September 16, 2020 at 8:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Two motorcyclists when they see each other approaching from opposite directions, "Dude!"  *Waves*

Two pilots when they see each other approaching from opposite directions, "Aaarrrrggghhhh!!!!"

Back when I was in my early 20s, I owned a Honda Rebel 250. While it was technically a "motorcycle" it had the power of a tricycle. 

I had a friend who had a Kawasaki 750. We took a couple trips together, but of course I couldn't keep up with him.

Anywho, he'd often tease me riding at night, with on coming lights, "Just go between the two motorcycle lights". Basically joking to to split a car between their headlights.
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