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(November 8, 2021 at 1:25 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Really? You are going to drive your self into a nut farm trying to make me  a perfect speller.

Evryone gut the gist. If I had a nickel for every time someone spelllled mie num wrung I would be a bullionaire.

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(November 8, 2021 at 1:27 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(November 8, 2021 at 1:25 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Really? You are going to drive your self into a nut farm trying to make me  a perfect speller.

Evryone gut the gist. If I had a nickel for every time someone spelllled mie num wrung I would be a bullionaire.

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For some reason Buru has a fetish for the fact I am not perfect.

I spelled Bill's last name wrong. So kill me. If I had a nickel for everyone spelled my name "Bryan" rather than "Brian", or for that matter, how many times when paying bills over the phone, the employee called me " mam", I'd make Jeff Bezos look like a homeless person. 

It is not my job, on a website I am not an employee of, to be perfect.
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(November 8, 2021 at 1:44 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(November 8, 2021 at 1:27 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: [Image: 5iUC4Zq.jpg]

For some reason Buru has a fetish for the fact I am not perfect.

I spelled Bill's last name wrong. So kill me. If I had a nickel for everyone spelled my name "Bryan" rather than "Brian", or for that matter, how many times when paying bills over the phone, the employee called me " mam", I'd make Jeff Bezos look like a homeless person. 

It is not my job, on a website I am not an employee of, to be perfect.

You even ruin a thread that's supposed to funny...good job.
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(November 8, 2021 at 1:44 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(November 8, 2021 at 1:27 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: [Image: 5iUC4Zq.jpg]

For some reason Buru has a fetish for the fact I am not perfect.

I spelled Bill's last name wrong. So kill me. If I had a nickel for everyone spelled my name "Bryan" rather than "Brian", or for that matter, how many times when paying bills over the phone, the employee called me " mam", I'd make Jeff Bezos look like a homeless person. 

It is not my job, on a website I am not an employee of, to be perfect.

Who is this 'Buru' of whom you speak?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(November 8, 2021 at 1:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 8, 2021 at 1:44 pm)Brian37 Wrote: For some reason Buru has a fetish for the fact I am not perfect.

I spelled Bill's last name wrong. So kill me. If I had a nickel for everyone spelled my name "Bryan" rather than "Brian", or for that matter, how many times when paying bills over the phone, the employee called me " mam", I'd make Jeff Bezos look like a homeless person. 

It is not my job, on a website I am not an employee of, to be perfect.

Who is this 'Buru' of whom you speak?

Boru

There was a man from ABBAtucket, his bad spelling was so bad he could suck it. As he said with a grin, as he licked his chin, if my sarcasm were a willow, I'd puck it.
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(November 8, 2021 at 1:54 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(November 8, 2021 at 1:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Who is this 'Buru' of whom you speak?

Boru

There was a man from ABBAtucket, his bad spelling was so bad he could suck it. As he said with a grin, as he licked his chin, if my sarcasm were a willow, I'd puck it.

Yeah, kinda hard for you to play the sarcasm card.

And for future reference, deliberately getting someone’s name wrong - for any reason - is crass, rude, and insulting.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Iron Man actually stops the villains, but Aluminium Man just foils their plans.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(November 8, 2021 at 8:09 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Iron Man actually stops the villains, but Aluminium Man just foils their plans.

Boru

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(November 8, 2021 at 1:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 8, 2021 at 1:44 pm)Brian37 Wrote: For some reason Buru has a fetish for the fact I am not perfect.

I spelled Bill's last name wrong. So kill me. If I had a nickel for everyone spelled my name "Bryan" rather than "Brian", or for that matter, how many times when paying bills over the phone, the employee called me " mam", I'd make Jeff Bezos look like a homeless person. 

It is not my job, on a website I am not an employee of, to be perfect.

Who is this 'Buru' of whom you speak?

Boru

 Good question. I've always thought it alluded to Irish king Brian Boru, but that mighty be a bit too esoteric

 Irish people will often tell you they are descended from The Kings of Ireland. Not a all unusual, most Irish people are. In days of yore, Ireland was arse deep in small kingdoms and kings. 

There is a 'village' in Clare with my family's name, Ballywhatever.  Not sure which came first.  Today there is a church ruin and a very old grave yard. The name remains on detailed maps of Ireland. .

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Brian Boru (Middle IrishBrian Bóruma mac Cennétig; modern IrishBrian Bóramha; c. 941 – 23 April 1014) was an Irish king who ended the domination of the High Kingship of Ireland by the Uí Néill and probably ended Viking invasion/domination of Ireland.[2] Brian built on the achievements of his father, Cennétig mac Lorcain, and especially his elder brother, Mathgamain. Brian first made himself king of Munster, then subjugated Leinster, eventually becoming High King of Ireland. He was the founder of the , and is widely regarded as one of the most successful and unifying monarchs in medieval Ireland.

Brian Boru - Wikipedia
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What do Ted Cruz and Big Bird have in common?

They both fly south for the winter.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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