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joke time
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A little girl asks her father: “Daddy, what is corruption?”
— Go bring me a beer and I’ll tell you. — But mommy said you should stop drinking! — Get yourself an ice-cream too while you bring me that beer. — Oh, okay!  (March 25, 2022 at 8:25 pm)Darinda Wrote: A little girl asks her father: “Daddy, what is corruption?” Sounds like my dad. Though he'd get me to buy the beer, too. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Apparently, 'naked running' is now a thing. It means to run without tech - no music, no GPS, no pedometer, nothing.
I wish someone had told me... Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 RE: joke time
March 26, 2022 at 7:14 pm
(This post was last modified: March 26, 2022 at 7:16 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(March 26, 2022 at 5:52 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Apparently, 'naked running' is now a thing. It means to run without tech - no music, no GPS, no pedometer, nothing. Two students streaked my high school graduation. They didn't get the memo, either, but that might have had more to do with the fact that the Walk-Man was still five years away... By the way...what does one measure with a "pedometer"? Sounds mighty sketchy, to me!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
Remember when Putin said he didn't have any plans to invade Ukraine?
(March 27, 2022 at 3:23 am)vulcanlogician Wrote: Remember when Putin said he didn't have any plans to invade Ukraine? Nice one.  Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: joke time
March 29, 2022 at 4:17 am
(This post was last modified: March 29, 2022 at 4:17 am by The Valkyrie.)
My ex and I used to enjoy role-playing.
One time we role-played "doctor and patient" for three hours. I made him sit in the waiting room for 2 hours, 45 minutes, then told him to drink lots of fluids. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I look at some of the replies here on AF, and I think to myself, 'What a fucking idiot.'
Then I hit 'Post Reply'. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Texted this to work:
Even though I have completed my two weeks, I am going to give you an extra weekend. April Fools!
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
If I were a rapper, my rap name would be 'Gershwin', and I'd release my debut album exclusively on CD with blue cover art.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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