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If you had superpowers

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If you had superpowers
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RE: If you had superpowers
July 31, 2014 at 5:30 pm
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RE: If you had superpowers
July 31, 2014 at 5:40 pm
I've often thought it would be *very* useful (and profitable) to be able to know the rank and suit of the top two cards in a deck.

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RE: If you had superpowers
August 2, 2014 at 10:26 am
I can already do that. I cheat.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: If you had superpowers
August 2, 2014 at 3:11 pm


I'd want the power to get up in the morning and get to work on time.
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RE: If you had superpowers
August 2, 2014 at 3:13 pm
I have the power to get up in the morning. I just need the upgrade to get out of bed afterwards. Also the opportunity.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: If you had superpowers
August 2, 2014 at 3:31 pm
I'd like to be, Faster than a speeding bullett! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to leap tall buildings in single bound! Bet nobody thought of that one yet!
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RE: If you had superpowers
August 2, 2014 at 3:37 pm
Here's a thought: those first two people who saw Superman and thought he was a bird and a plane - what were they so excited about? Had they never seen those things before?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: If you had superpowers
August 3, 2014 at 1:29 am
(July 28, 2014 at 5:56 pm)Cato Wrote: I've often thought that having the ability to immediately transport someone to the center of Antarctica would come in handy, but wouldn't trust myself with the ability.

*giggle* You might be trustworthy with that power, but I know I'm not.
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RE: If you had superpowers
August 3, 2014 at 3:14 am
The power not to hate my editor and rather the deadline.
The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it.
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