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50 Sheds of Grey

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50 Sheds of Grey
Diablo Offline
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50 Sheds of Grey
August 1, 2014 at 11:32 am
http://www.tickld.com/x/if-50-shades-of-...n-by-a-man
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RE: 50 Sheds of Grey
August 1, 2014 at 11:47 am
That was worth a few giggles.
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RE: 50 Sheds of Grey
August 1, 2014 at 5:49 pm
I hate that fucking piece of shit trash garbage book. Why would I want to read a parody on it?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: 50 Sheds of Grey
August 1, 2014 at 6:00 pm
(August 1, 2014 at 5:49 pm)Luckie Wrote: I hate that fucking piece of shit trash garbage book. Why would I want to read a parody on it?

Cos some of it's funny?
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RE: 50 Sheds of Grey
August 1, 2014 at 6:10 pm
My favorite is #17

"My tongue flicked in and out, in and out, faster and faster until she was completely helpless. No woman can resist a good lizard impression."

Perfect!
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RE: 50 Sheds of Grey
August 1, 2014 at 6:39 pm (This post was last modified: August 1, 2014 at 6:40 pm by Violet.)
Parody 50Shades Wrote:Frantically I tore off her dress, bra and knickers. My heart was racing but I just managed to close the wardrobe door before she got home.

ROFLOL

Quote:She wanted to try phone sex so I pretended to be an IT support guy. It turned her on. Then it turned her off. Then it turned her on again.

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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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