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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 9:57 pm
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(August 7, 2014 at 9:51 pm)Jenny A Wrote: (August 7, 2014 at 9:46 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: Unlimited stuffed dragon toys in a safe that's bolted to the floor and has a covering that I won't hurt myself on.
But the safe won't open.
Unlimited supply of wishes for unfoilable unlimited supplies.
All your wishes backfire.
Unlimited credit card.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 9:58 pm
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(August 7, 2014 at 9:51 pm)Jenny A Wrote: (August 7, 2014 at 9:46 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: Unlimited stuffed dragon toys in a safe that's bolted to the floor and has a covering that I won't hurt myself on.
But the safe won't open.
Unlimited supply of wishes for unfoilable unlimited supplies.
Wishes are never granted.
(August 7, 2014 at 9:46 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: Unlimited stuffed dragon toys in a safe that's bolted to the floor and has a covering that I won't hurt myself on.
You accidentally lock yourself in the safe and die.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 10:00 pm
I want an unlimited credit card with no payments or anything like that.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 10:01 pm
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Two thugs kill you and steal your card.
*ETA ok ok I will stop killing you off. Let me catch my breath :')
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 10:05 pm
(August 7, 2014 at 10:01 pm)Losty Wrote: Two thugs kill you and steal your card.
*ETA ok ok I will stop killing you off. Let me catch my breath :')
You never catch your breath and die. 
Unlimited trips to the moon.
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Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 10:07 pm
Reverend Moon.
Unlimited metabolism for vodka.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 10:10 pm
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Your wish is granted!
Now, we have Losty to ourselves!
Stimbo, you got in my way! I hate this game!
I'm trying to have a fag in one hand and type with one finger on the other!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 10:19 pm
(August 7, 2014 at 10:07 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Reverend Moon.
Unlimited metabolism for vodka.
Granted. You lose control of bladder function.
Unlimited porn.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 10:23 pm
(August 7, 2014 at 10:10 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Your wish is granted!
Now, we have Losty to ourselves!
Stimbo, you got in my way! I hate this game!
I'm trying to have a fag in one hand and type with one finger on the other!
I die every time you talk about having a fag.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 10:35 pm
I'd best not mention the faggots and grey peas I had for lunch, then.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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