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The Unlimited Supply Game
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From Christians on AtheistForums.
Unlimited 1-UPs.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.   (August 27, 2014 at 9:05 am)Darkstar Wrote: Unlimited spaghetti. But you suffer from Coeliac disease and the spaghetti are not gluten free. Unlimited knowledge
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Of subjects that are useless.
Unlimited PlayStation 4s.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. 
But you don't even like nintendo
Banned for not giving any unlimited supply... whoops, wrong thread!
 Unlimited fundie-deconverting power
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
They all think they have license to become serial killers because "God" was the only reason they were good. Thanks a lot!
Unlimited spies.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.  RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 29, 2014 at 3:55 pm
(This post was last modified: August 29, 2014 at 3:56 pm by DramaQueen.)
Spying is immoral :p
Unlimited electricity RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 29, 2014 at 3:56 pm
(This post was last modified: August 29, 2014 at 3:56 pm by Losty.)
It doesn't take that much to kill you and the rest goes to waste
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