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The Unlimited Supply Game
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The loss of temptation destroys your mind.
Unlimited mind. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
There is no world around you and you slowly go insane.
Unlimited artistic talent
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
You're granted this the same day everyone else in the world loses their taste for art.
Unlimited artistic taste. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
This just means you eat paint chips, mostly.
Unlimited telescopic and microscopic sight.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue 
The only thing in front of you is a sun
Unlimited immunity to dementia
You die at 25
Unlimited swimming speed
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
You drown at 90mph.
Unlimited orangutans. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Lemonvariable72
Copenhagen School  Religious Views: Its all bullshit to keep you handing money to the usher.
The orangutans rape you continuously.
Unlimited knowledge.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
I have to live with the knowledge that I've been continuously raped by orangutans.
Unlimited hedgehogs. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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