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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 23, 2014 at 7:36 pm
They're all Braille, sooo yeah...
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I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 23, 2014 at 7:38 pm
(This post was last modified: September 23, 2014 at 7:38 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
You accidentally touch 'The Vicar of Wakefield', the worst book ever written, and instantly lose your will to live.
Unlimited memory manipulation (remember what you like, forget what you don't, etc).
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Curses. Ninja'd.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 23, 2014 at 7:45 pm
But, you have amnesia anyway. :/
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 23, 2014 at 7:56 pm
You die a horrific, messy death immediately after saying optimistically to yourself, 'Sure, I can repair this wood chipper while it's running!'
Unlimited wood chippers.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 24, 2014 at 5:16 am
All your friends are unlimited optimists though.
Unlimited 360 noscopes!!!111!!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 24, 2014 at 11:48 am
You have the Farsight and it's totally put to waste.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 27, 2014 at 5:40 pm
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But they melt with one washing.
Unlimited creativity in order not to make this thread die
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 27, 2014 at 5:42 pm
You die and miss the creativity
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 27, 2014 at 5:44 pm
You are deaf.
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 27, 2014 at 5:47 pm
You're demented and you become a literal Filthy frank
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