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The Unlimited Supply Game
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 (December 6, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Nope Wrote: Unlimited artistic ability I have an unlimited option to buy that ability in total for $10.00.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
You are capable of acting everything but if you fail to draw incredibly detailed dicks in all your works, a sniper will shoot your testicles.
Unlimited selective regenerative ability. 
You can only regenerate one hair.
Unlimited ability to sing.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. 
Your unlimited ability to sing applies only to folk music *shudder*.
Unlimited shuddering. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
It annoys people and as a consequence you have no friends.
 Unlimited PC upgrades free for life.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. 
No PC
Unlimited intelligence  
Inability to control that strength and you jump into outer space.
Unlimited supply of unspoiled peanut butter and grape jelly.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy
All bread disappears forever so you have no sandwiches to make with it.
Unlimited bread. 
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. |
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