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Shooting clubs [split from Abiogenesis is impossible]
#11
RE: Abiogenesis is impossible
(August 18, 2014 at 3:08 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: The last thing we need is more people in England. We're all living on top of each other as it is and you want to come here to be a hitman?

Well if overpopulation is a problem a hitman is one possible solution.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#12
RE: Abiogenesis is impossible
(August 18, 2014 at 3:10 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Jebus..

Muahahahahaha**coughs** muahahahahahaahaaa
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#13
RE: Abiogenesis is impossible
(August 18, 2014 at 3:11 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Well if overpopulation is a problem a hitman is one possible solution.

Or we could send them to Scotland, plenty of space in Scotland!
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

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#14
RE: Abiogenesis is impossible
(August 18, 2014 at 3:15 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote:
(August 18, 2014 at 3:11 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Well if overpopulation is a problem a hitman is one possible solution.

Or we could send them to Scotland, plenty of space in Scotland!

We don't want to send them reinforcements before the split.
We need them with a depleted population so we can just roll in with our tanks and take over again.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#15
RE: Abiogenesis is impossible
(August 18, 2014 at 3:17 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: We don't want to send them reinforcements before the split.
We need them with a depleted population so we can just roll in with our tanks and take over again.

See, that kind of attitude is why our neighbours hate us, in fact, most of the rest of the world hates us.
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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#16
RE: Abiogenesis is impossible
(August 18, 2014 at 3:17 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(August 18, 2014 at 3:15 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: Or we could send them to Scotland, plenty of space in Scotland!

We don't want to send them reinforcements before the split.
We need them with a depleted population so we can just roll in with our tanks and take over again.

Don't missunderestimate Scotland!
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#17
RE: Abiogenesis is impossible
(August 18, 2014 at 3:27 pm)czúzyt ylgájla Wrote:
(August 18, 2014 at 3:17 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: We don't want to send them reinforcements before the split.
We need them with a depleted population so we can just roll in with our tanks and take over again.

Don't missunderestimate Scotland!

I'm not, that's why we need to keep them weak.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#18
RE: Shooting clubs [split from Abiogenesis is impossible]
Why would you want go to Britain when you have Sicily just a few miles from home? Y'know, mafia and stuff, it wouldn't be too hard to get trained as a hitman cheaply amd efficiently.

But only if you exterminate or give off to justice every last one of them, cause mafia's bad, mmmkay?

PS: sorry for our screwups with Gaddafi
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Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#19
RE: Shooting clubs [split from Abiogenesis is impossible]
(August 18, 2014 at 2:54 pm)czúzyt ylgájla Wrote: I'd like to train to be a hitman.
I'm a well-trained hit man Bong
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#20
RE: Shooting clubs [split from Abiogenesis is impossible]
Yes we do. In fact yesterday we drove past a herd of tipsy fat guys with shotguns going clay pigeon shooting.
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