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Close Call for Oklahoma Catholics
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Close Call for Oklahoma Catholics
August 22, 2014 at 3:04 pm
Satanist Turns Communion Wafer Over to Oklahoma City Archbishop

I'm not given to unbridled use of emoticons, but...

ROFLOL ROFLOL ROFLOL
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RE: Close Call for Oklahoma Catholics
August 22, 2014 at 3:07 pm
Damn! I thought that was gonna work. Angry

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RE: Close Call for Oklahoma Catholics
August 22, 2014 at 3:10 pm
I hope they all pissed on it.
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RE: Close Call for Oklahoma Catholics
August 22, 2014 at 3:15 pm
Jokes on the Catholics. The Satanists switched the wafer for a cracker of halal bread. They'll be cannibalizing Mohammed the next time they use it~
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RE: Close Call for Oklahoma Catholics
August 22, 2014 at 3:51 pm
The Satanists missed a golden opportunity to hold it hostage and demand ransom. Idjits.

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RE: Close Call for Oklahoma Catholics
August 22, 2014 at 3:54 pm (This post was last modified: August 22, 2014 at 3:57 pm by JesusHChrist.)
Thought I was reading a spoof from the onion, but no.

Christ defeats the dirty devil again! Yippee!
Wondering on what basis the church was suing?

Who owns the wafer after it was freely given away?
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RE: Close Call for Oklahoma Catholics
August 22, 2014 at 5:39 pm
Read the procedure the church will use to dispose of the wafer, and I am surprised. If it is in fact consecrated, wouldn't an actual Christian burial be more appropriate??

I'd appreciate some actual clarification on this, seems like there is something amiss with just dissolving it in water and pouring it into some kind of 'sacred' drywell.

I'm confused . . . .
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RE: Close Call for Oklahoma Catholics
August 22, 2014 at 5:50 pm
(August 22, 2014 at 5:39 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Read the procedure the church will use to dispose of the wafer, and I am surprised. If it is in fact consecrated, wouldn't an actual Christian burial be more appropriate??

I'd appreciate some actual clarification on this, seems like there is something amiss with just dissolving it in water and pouring it into some kind of 'sacred' drywell.

I'm confused . . . .

Wait, are you telling me that aerosol cheese isn't involved? WTF?

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RE: Close Call for Oklahoma Catholics
August 22, 2014 at 5:54 pm
This pisses me off:

article Wrote:City Manager Jim Couch has promised Coakley that police will attend the black Mass and stop it if organizers break the law.

Are cops attending Catholic masses to make sure organizers don't break the law?

Didn't think so...
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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RE: Close Call for Oklahoma Catholics
August 22, 2014 at 5:55 pm
While I'd think burial in an actual grave would make sense considering the belief system regarding the wafers, maybe an intermediate disposal method would be to burn it in the incense thingy ??

Dissolving in water and pouring in a sacred drain seems weird. Really weird. Especially after it is consecrated, and particularly if 'rescued' from Satanists.
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