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Fuck Dynasty "Convert atheist with a movie?"
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Yes folks, the son of the "Duck Commander" Willie Robertson is advising his gullible viewers to take their atheist friends to a religious si fi movie which might convert us. That dipshit really must think we are that stupid.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/05/du...age-movie/ 
How many ducks does his dad command? And what is their mission?
Nicholas Cage in a movie is no longer a guarantee of any quality, which is a shame.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.  (September 6, 2014 at 7:57 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Nicholas Cage in a movie is no longer a guarantee of any quality, which is a shame. Ha ha, that's a little bit funny. I thought Thumpalumpacus was dead but I know duct tape is grey,,,ish.
Sure tiger penis is good but tiger shark is much better, look at the shape of them, so sleek and phallic. EAT MORE TIGER SHARK [hypnotic smiley goes here when I find one]
... if they buy the popcorn and let me laugh out loud through the whole thing, I might be game.
I read ALL the Left Behind books as a kid, and the books' moron, I mean author, has no fucking clue how the UN actually works, or how to write believable characters. XD
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. 
It's a shitty movie but then.... it's a shitty religion.
These guys know that films are generally what we call "made up" right?
Whatever. Just don't go watching this afterward or you'll undo all your hard work.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken." Sith code 
Imagine how hard up this religion must be if it has to rely on Nick Cage to garner converts. That's like having a clown as a Pope.
(Don't say they already do, we're all better than that low hanging fruit.  )
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee
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