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Thou shalt not capture your God.

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Thou shalt not capture your God.
Zidneya Offline
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Thou shalt not capture your God.
September 12, 2014 at 10:30 pm
Any Pokemon's fans here?
To all of you who don't know this, in the lore of the fictional Pokemon universe their whole world was created by Arceus the God of all Pokemons(and well…. pretty much the God behind the creation of everything else)who happens to be a Pokemon as well.
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And I'm saying this because today I found this hilarious video.



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I will praise the name of Fartass with a song, and will magnify him with thanksgiving.
Psyduck 69:30
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RE: Thou shalt not capture your God.
September 12, 2014 at 10:57 pm
Might as well go to bed now, because my day isn't going to get any better than this. Thanks for showing that video.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Thou shalt not capture your God.
September 12, 2014 at 11:22 pm
(September 12, 2014 at 10:57 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Might as well go to bed now, because my day isn't going to get any better than this. Thanks for showing that video.
You're welcome.
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RE: Thou shalt not capture your God.
September 15, 2014 at 11:56 am
oh no, Arceus was captured? oh wait, I have 10 of those already
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RE: Thou shalt not capture your God.
September 15, 2014 at 12:15 pm
My favorites were "Sandslash's years of atheistic worldview are called into question," "Sandslash unsubscribed from r/atheism," and "Arceus gets all Old Testament God up in here!"
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Thou shalt not capture your God.
September 15, 2014 at 9:41 pm
(September 15, 2014 at 11:56 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: oh no, Arceus was captured? oh wait, I have 10 of those already
How did you named them?
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