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Cherry Pie
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Cherry Pie
September 22, 2014 at 5:32 pm
As some of you may or may not have noticed, I've started a 'cherry collection'. I'm collecting the reputation cherries of certain new members who have a particular flavor to them (if you know what I mean) Wink

The purpose for my collecting these cherries is to bake a Woo-Cherry Pie. The ingredients for the pie are as yet undefined, but I suspect the list would include things like..

17 Cups Arrogance

3 Cups Balls (optional)

0 Tbsp. Humility

And so on...

Of course the pie would have a ton of freshly-picked cherries in it Tongue

What other ingredients could be included in the recipe? Does anyone want to volunteer to create an entire recipe, including instructions?

Just bored and thought I'd vent Big Grin
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RE: Cherry Pie
September 22, 2014 at 5:36 pm
10 cups personal revelation

5 cups claimed diplomacy
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Cherry Pie
September 22, 2014 at 7:27 pm
Season generously with Santorum to taste.
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RE: Cherry Pie
September 22, 2014 at 7:30 pm
A quart pleasure principle liberally laced with despair.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Cherry Pie
September 22, 2014 at 7:31 pm (This post was last modified: September 22, 2014 at 7:32 pm by ShaMan.)
(September 22, 2014 at 7:27 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Season generously with Santorum to taste.
As the author of this thread I will respectfully omit/prohibit such a tasteless ingredient.
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RE: Cherry Pie
September 22, 2014 at 7:35 pm
A substantial pinch of freshly ground ego.

Liberal dollops of condescension for garnish.

One poltroon, finely diced.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Cherry Pie
September 22, 2014 at 7:58 pm
1cup theory of evolution

3tsp big bang theory

1tsp 2nd law of thermodynamics

2-1/2cups general theory of relativity

Place in mixing bowl.

Vigorously mix them all up with a whisk, regardless of what you're told.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Cherry Pie
September 22, 2014 at 8:00 pm
When this is all said and done I promise to post a proper recipe Big Grin
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RE: Cherry Pie
September 22, 2014 at 9:31 pm (This post was last modified: September 22, 2014 at 9:39 pm by Jenny A.)
Rapture Ready Tonic:


3 Cups Revelations
2 Cups Isaiah
1 Cup Jeremiah
2 TBS Gospel
1 Cup Moonshine

Mix in sauce pan until scripture has dissolved. Bring to boil. Reduce heat and simmer until thickened.

Add each of the following stirring slowly:

3 Cups Middle Eastern News
2 Cups Natural Disaster
1 Cup Epidemic

Serve flambe with a splash of rum and a garnish of personal revelation.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Cherry Pie
September 22, 2014 at 9:41 pm
Don't forget a dollop of anti-intellectualism and the zest of an autodidact.
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