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The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)

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The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
June 15, 2016 at 10:37 pm
A gaping butthole ??

Tell me more!
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
June 15, 2016 at 10:38 pm
Now eez back! Big Grin
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
June 15, 2016 at 10:43 pm
I missed that.

Especially while out pulling goddam weeds in the pasture.

Sucky job, I gave up and will pay to have it sprayed next year.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
June 15, 2016 at 11:22 pm
Hey Vorlon, nice to see you back. Smile
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
June 15, 2016 at 11:59 pm
(June 15, 2016 at 10:33 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(June 15, 2016 at 9:47 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Sorry for the hiatus.

Had quite a run of odd and annoying circumstances.  Major plumbing problem, PC issues, the farm and replanting due to weather problems, 12 Stepper friend had a crisis, and some other random crapulence.


Panic

I wuz worried. Thanks for checkin' in, vorlon.

The other day someone mentioned a gaping butthole and I was like, "where the fuck is vorlon?"

Hey Vorls, I think he dreamt it actually!  He he

He may be turning quicker than yogurt culture.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
June 16, 2016 at 1:03 am
Iggy has a crush on MCB. Hehe. Join the club Iggy, join the club.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
June 16, 2016 at 1:22 am
My biology will not allow me!

Incompatible hardware!
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
June 16, 2016 at 1:23 am
Biology has nothing to do with hardware. >.>
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
June 16, 2016 at 4:51 am
(June 16, 2016 at 1:22 am)ignoramus Wrote: My biology will not allow me!

Incompatible hardware!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw-nCdwxAXY
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
June 16, 2016 at 4:54 am (This post was last modified: June 16, 2016 at 4:55 am by ignoramus.)
Here's the real reason for my denial.

[Image: 15xedr.jpg]

hehe ...happy now!
But then again my sister doesn't have a milk chocky arse!
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