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RE: Pastafarian Persecution in Canada
October 10, 2014 at 4:45 am
Great, just fucking great. Religious minorities who feel they've been persecuted often become radicalized.
Your problem now, Canada. When British Columbia becomes the target of gangs of disaffected Pastafarians roaming the streets and committing drive-by linguini and setting off lasagna bombs, don't say you weren't warned.
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RE: Pastafarian Persecution in Canada
October 10, 2014 at 8:09 am
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Boil those who insult pastafarianism!!!
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RE: Pastafarian Persecution in Canada
October 10, 2014 at 9:31 am
The Pacific will run red with marinara!
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RE: Pastafarian Persecution in Canada
October 10, 2014 at 10:03 am
Imagine a 50 ton lasagna dripping from the side of the CN Tower !!
Oh, the humanity !!!
The horror, the horror !!!!
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RE: Pastafarian Persecution in Canada
October 10, 2014 at 10:20 am
Or worse, us pastafarians decide our sacred foods are no longer to be consumed by non-believers.
Don't like our religion? Don't eat our pasta!
No pasta for you! One year!!
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RE: Pastafarian Persecution in Canada
October 10, 2014 at 8:19 pm
(October 9, 2014 at 11:52 pm)Chuck Wrote: (October 9, 2014 at 11:15 pm)Minimalist Wrote: ![[Image: 450-boiled.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.venganza.org%2Fimages%2Fcafepress%2F450-boiled.jpg)
And pastafarian Eucharist actually has nutritional value.
Don't bring up nutritional value, you might reignite the refined flour vs wheat flour food fight and we JUST got the denominations to agree to disagree.
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RE: Pastafarian Persecution in Canada
October 10, 2014 at 8:34 pm
(October 9, 2014 at 11:32 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: (October 9, 2014 at 11:30 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I am thinking most of the Pastafarian's are actually more observant and sincere than the scriptural cherry pickers clogging up christianity these days.
I don't know about that. I mean, they do remove their strainers and I have it on good authority that they occasionally go out for Chinese food...
Lo mein is deemed proper in The Eastern sects and in an ecumenical spirit, we concelebrate our worship.
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RE: Pastafarian Persecution in Canada
October 10, 2014 at 8:36 pm
Hmmmm, the pasta wars are still a fresh wound to many believers...
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