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Bite-size Hallowe'en horrors
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Bite-size Hallowe'en horrors
October 13, 2014 at 9:09 pm
It's coming up to that time of year again, so let's all sit around the campfire and scare each other shitless with short stories. Videos, creepypasta, pics, whatever sends that special chill down your spine.

I'll kick off with this delightful little film, so courteously left on my Facebook wall (thanks, Dad). Don't blame me if you can't sleep tonight:



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Bite-size Hallowe'en horrors
October 13, 2014 at 9:16 pm
No thanks, Halloween is for pagans Angel
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RE: Bite-size Hallowe'en horrors
October 13, 2014 at 9:16 pm
But shitless scaring is for everyone.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Bite-size Hallowe'en horrors
October 13, 2014 at 9:18 pm (This post was last modified: October 13, 2014 at 9:24 pm by DramaQueen.)
My mum is scary enough (seriously it's late)

Edit: I'm thinking of watching the video but I'm scared
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RE: Bite-size Hallowe'en horrors
October 13, 2014 at 9:49 pm
And then slowly, ever so slowly, the closet door creaked hesitantly open . . .












and Pat Robertson comes out announcing a Word of Knowledge; you've just been cured of Dutch Elm Disease.





PRAISE JESUS !!!!
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RE: Bite-size Hallowe'en horrors
October 14, 2014 at 3:49 am (This post was last modified: October 14, 2014 at 3:50 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
What's always puzzled me about horror films is why people don't just get the fuck out of the house. The minute I saw the figure in the corridor, I can guarantee that there would be a Boru-shaped hole in the nearest wall. But what does the woman in the film do? Puts tape on the light switch and goes to bed. Eedjit.

That being said, here's the shortest horror story every written:

'The last man in the world sat alone in a room. There was a lock on the door.'

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RE: Bite-size Hallowe'en horrors
October 14, 2014 at 6:08 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y
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RE: Bite-size Hallowe'en horrors
October 14, 2014 at 7:37 am
(October 13, 2014 at 9:09 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'll kick off with this delightful little film, so courteously left on my Facebook wall (thanks, Dad). Don't blame me if you can't sleep tonight

Son of a bitch!!
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RE: Bite-size Hallowe'en horrors
October 16, 2014 at 11:36 am
(October 14, 2014 at 3:49 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: That being said, here's the shortest horror story every written:

'The last man in the world sat alone in a room. There was a lock on the door.'

Boru
That's a knock on the door.
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RE: Bite-size Hallowe'en horrors
October 16, 2014 at 1:23 pm
(October 16, 2014 at 11:36 am)alpha male Wrote:
(October 14, 2014 at 3:49 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: That being said, here's the shortest horror story every written:

'The last man in the world sat alone in a room. There was a lock on the door.'

Boru
That's a knock on the door.
Umm isn't a knock less scary than a lock for him? I mean with the knock at least he can hope that he won't have to be lonely anymore
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