Bite-size Hallowe'en horrors

[Cyberman]

It's coming up to that time of year again, so let's all sit around the campfire and scare each other shitless with short stories. Videos, creepypasta, pics, whatever sends that special chill down your spine.

I'll kick off with this delightful little film, so courteously left on my Facebook wall (thanks, Dad). Don't blame me if you can't sleep tonight:

[DramaQueen]

No thanks, Halloween is for pagans

[Cyberman]

But shitless scaring is for everyone.

[DramaQueen]

My mum is scary enough (seriously it's late)

Edit: I'm thinking of watching the video but I'm scared

[vorlon13]

And then slowly, ever so slowly, the closet door creaked hesitantly open . . .












and Pat Robertson comes out announcing a Word of Knowledge; you've just been cured of Dutch Elm Disease.





PRAISE JESUS !!!!

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

What's always puzzled me about horror films is why people don't just get the fuck out of the house. The minute I saw the figure in the corridor, I can guarantee that there would be a Boru-shaped hole in the nearest wall. But what does the woman in the film do? Puts tape on the light switch and goes to bed. Eedjit.

That being said, here's the shortest horror story every written:

'The last man in the world sat alone in a room. There was a lock on the door.'

Boru

[Sejanus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

[LostLocke]

I'll kick off with this delightful little film, so courteously left on my Facebook wall (thanks, Dad). Don't blame me if you can't sleep tonight

Son of a bitch!!

[John V]

That being said, here's the shortest horror story every written:

'The last man in the world sat alone in a room. There was a lock on the door.'

Boru

That's a knock on the door.

[Aoi Magi]

That being said, here's the shortest horror story every written:

'The last man in the world sat alone in a room. There was a lock on the door.'

Boru

That's a knock on the door.

Umm isn't a knock less scary than a lock for him? I mean with the knock at least he can hope that he won't have to be lonely anymore