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Diwali
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#41
RE: Diwali
October 24, 2014 at 5:42 pm
(October 24, 2014 at 5:36 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(October 24, 2014 at 4:11 pm)Christian Wrote: All those firecrackers depict hell fire. They are in league with the devil.

I'd ask for evidence but then I remember who I'm talking to.

Here's all the proof you need, Stimbo, you devil-worshipping baby-eater, you:

[Image: 400095-Red-Devil-FC-40-16-166f3a880c943f...71ac1f.png]

AND they're made in China. RED China. The connections are there for anyone with the faith to see them.

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RE: Diwali
October 24, 2014 at 6:03 pm
(October 24, 2014 at 5:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Here's all the proof you need, Stimbo, you devil-worshipping baby-eater, you:

[Image: 400095-Red-Devil-FC-40-16-166f3a880c943f...71ac1f.png]

AND they're made in China. RED China. The connections are there for anyone with the faith to see them.

Boru

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RE: Diwali
October 24, 2014 at 7:16 pm
I've been stapling mine to babies and launching them from cats' arseholes. Have I been doing it wrong? No wonder I've not been summoning Santa, the dyslexic devil.
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#44
RE: Diwali
October 24, 2014 at 7:37 pm
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RE: Diwali
October 25, 2014 at 11:33 pm
(October 24, 2014 at 7:16 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I've been stapling mine to babies and launching them from cats' arseholes. Have I been doing it wrong? No wonder I've not been summoning Santa, the dyslexic devil.

See what happens when you skip the midnight meetings! You forgot the important step of praying to Darwin..Worship (large)
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RE: Diwali
October 26, 2014 at 12:18 am
The poe is strong in this one. I am less and less able to believe anything this troll says is anything more than a desperate attempt to get negative attention.
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RE: Diwali
October 26, 2014 at 12:56 am
(October 23, 2014 at 10:36 pm)Christian Wrote: The Indian Muslims celebrated diwali yesterday with lots of firecrackers.
Isn't it a bit odd that diwali occurs just near halloween? Both pagan festivals and the indian muslims with their jihad. Surely, these are too obvious to ignore and signs of something about to happen.

Its a sign of summer-end harvest, you moron. It has been happening for centuries - you are noticing it just now?
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