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RE: Diwali
October 24, 2014 at 5:42 pm
(October 24, 2014 at 5:36 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (October 24, 2014 at 4:11 pm)Christian Wrote: All those firecrackers depict hell fire. They are in league with the devil.
I'd ask for evidence but then I remember who I'm talking to.
Here's all the proof you need, Stimbo, you devil-worshipping baby-eater, you:
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AND they're made in China. RED China. The connections are there for anyone with the faith to see them.
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RE: Diwali
October 24, 2014 at 6:03 pm
(October 24, 2014 at 5:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Here's all the proof you need, Stimbo, you devil-worshipping baby-eater, you:
AND they're made in China. RED China. The connections are there for anyone with the faith to see them.
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RE: Diwali
October 24, 2014 at 7:16 pm
I've been stapling mine to babies and launching them from cats' arseholes. Have I been doing it wrong? No wonder I've not been summoning Santa, the dyslexic devil.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Diwali
October 25, 2014 at 11:33 pm
(October 24, 2014 at 7:16 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I've been stapling mine to babies and launching them from cats' arseholes. Have I been doing it wrong? No wonder I've not been summoning Santa, the dyslexic devil.
See what happens when you skip the midnight meetings! You forgot the important step of praying to Darwin..
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RE: Diwali
October 26, 2014 at 12:18 am
The poe is strong in this one. I am less and less able to believe anything this troll says is anything more than a desperate attempt to get negative attention.
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