Ideas on how to best blaspheme?

[vorlon13]

The Apostles !!

[FatAndFaithless]

Eating a bacon sandwich made of catholic wafers in a jewish deli using a napkin with Mohammad's face on it?

[vorlon13]

Joseph in the conservatory with Colonel Mustard and a goat

[JesusHChrist]

Joseph in the conservatory with Colonel Mustard and a goat

Mary in the bedroom with JesusHChrist and a sheep with those "fuck me" hooves.

[vorlon13]

And then Jesus poops watery diarrhea in Mary's mouth and you can see identifiable bits of corn, and nuts and dates in the stream. Joseph is fisting a female goat with both hands, one in the vagina, another in the rectum. Judas is raping Andrew with a ram's horn while Barnabas and Peter are doing "2 Disciples and 1 Cup"

And what do you call this act ?


The Aristocrats !!!

[Losty]

And then Jesus poops watery diarrhea in Mary's mouth and you can see identifiable bits of corn, and nuts and dates in the stream. Joseph is fisting a female goat with both hands, one in the vagina, another in the rectum. Judas is raping Andrew with a ram's horn while Barnabas and Peter are doing "2 Disciples and 1 Cup"

And what do you call this act ?


The Aristocrats !!!

Too far. :vomit:

[vorlon13]

Watch The Aristocrats movie.

Just about every comedy great takes a turn at 'The Aristocrats' joke and it is hysterical. Even Billy the Mime takes a turn at the joke. (IANMTU)

{I channeled Carlin in the quoted reply}