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I spent 8 weeks of my life thinking I was Jesus.
#1
I spent 8 weeks of my life thinking I was Jesus.
... because I was mentally ill and delusional. This is back in January 2007.

So I guess technically I was "Christian" for 8 weeks of my life! - if you count "Christian" as "follower of Christ" - but I don't quite get how you follow yourself around!

ROFLOL


Maybe I shoulda put this in "Religion" forum but meh, I dunno really.

EvF
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#2
RE: I spent 8 weeks of my life thinking I was Jesus.
Um?
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." Benjamin Franklin

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#3
RE: I spent 8 weeks of my life thinking I was Jesus.
Um what?

Maybe I should have made the post more clear... but I don't know how to!! lol.

EvF
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#4
RE: I spent 8 weeks of my life thinking I was Jesus.
I was kinda a believer at one point in life. When I was around 9-10. Didn't see god as the perfect all knowing non-temporal being. Just looked at it as I would with santa. Since you never see either of them. I even thought I could tell god what to do as well. I was in school and it was raining outside and I told god to stop it. Funny enough it stopped a few minutes later.Big Grin

I believed in god for a far smaller amount of time than you EvF. It only lasted a couple of weeks. Then I grew up.Big Grin
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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#5
RE: I spent 8 weeks of my life thinking I was Jesus.
Interesting post...

I guess you could say I was a Christian for about a week when I was 8 and the Gideons came to our school and said your sould could be saved if you read a bible passage every night. I read a few of the daily suggested readings, then I started from the start, then I scrapped it because it was stupid and G.I. Joes are more badass.
- Meatball
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#6
RE: I spent 8 weeks of my life thinking I was Jesus.
What do you mean 'was mentally ill and delusional' ? :p
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#7
RE: I spent 8 weeks of my life thinking I was Jesus.
I was Jesus in a past life, so I know from personal experience that he was a liar and a fraud Wink
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#8
RE: I spent 8 weeks of my life thinking I was Jesus.
So is this a suggestion to believers to take certain pills?
"I'm like a rabbit suddenly trapped, in the blinding headlights of vacuous crap" - Tim Minchin in "Storm"
Christianity is perfect bullshit, christians are not - Purple Rabbit, honouring CS Lewis
Faith is illogical - fr0d0
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#9
RE: I spent 8 weeks of my life thinking I was Jesus.
Well, to quote Bill Hicks: How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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#10
RE: I spent 8 weeks of my life thinking I was Jesus.
In what way did you feel you were Jesus Ev? /What attributes did you think you had?
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