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November 1, 2014 at 5:46 pm
Speaking of which, last night I dreamed I was shagging the blonde one out of ABBA. Why I didn't dream about screwing the gorgeous Agnetha instead I shall probably never know.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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November 1, 2014 at 5:53 pm
I talk to Marilyn Chambers for much the same reason.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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November 1, 2014 at 9:00 pm
Yay, bourbons and jammy dodgers! I know which plate I'm having!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hello...
November 2, 2014 at 9:33 am
(November 1, 2014 at 5:46 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Speaking of which, last night I dreamed I was shagging the blonde one out of ABBA. Why I didn't dream about screwing the gorgeous Agnetha instead I shall probably never know.
I had a weird dream where I had the delusion I could fly but I was actually just striking poses in front of people and wondering why they weren't amazed by my flying.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
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