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I have joined the FSM religion recently, my version of it has only two commandments:
1) FSM created the world 300 years ago and altered our minds and evidence to make it appear much older (6000-10000). 2) All other forms of religions and any of their tenants and rituals are highly offensive so should not be done within a 10 mile radius of me. Punishment is death by pasta. Feel free to send me a private message.
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Welcome!
  It always fascinates me when people lurk for a while before posting. What made you decide to join in?
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---  RE: hello
November 6, 2014 at 7:52 pm
(This post was last modified: November 6, 2014 at 8:11 pm by simplemoss.)
(November 6, 2014 at 4:28 am)Sejanus Wrote: Parmesan be upon him? Yep (November 6, 2014 at 1:25 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:While I'd like too say it was out of boredom the real truth is I had a religious experience: Recently I took a shit and when I went too wipe there was nothing there, that's right I took the miraculous no-wipe dump and I just thought there has too be some divine Creator of the universe because how else could this happen? It defies all laws of physics 
May Ceiling Cat furgive the non-kitteh heathens, for his nom's sake. I prey that he no eats dem. Xcept robvalue and his tenants, less they pays rent.
Welcome aboard, new blood!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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November 6, 2014 at 9:03 pm
(This post was last modified: November 6, 2014 at 9:03 pm by SteelCurtain.)
(November 6, 2014 at 7:52 pm)simplemoss Wrote: Recently I took a shit and when I went too wipe there was nothing there, that's right I took the miraculous no-wipe dump and I just thought there has too be some divine Creator of the universe because how else could this happen? It defies all laws of physics Holy Shit!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<--- RE: hello
November 7, 2014 at 2:39 am
(This post was last modified: November 7, 2014 at 2:40 am by simplemoss.)
(November 6, 2014 at 8:07 pm)Stimbo Wrote: May Ceiling Cat furgive the non-kitteh heathens, for his nom's sake. I prey that he no eats dem. Xcept robvalue and his tenants, less they pays rent. You know of the one they call ceiling cat? (November 6, 2014 at 9:03 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:Indeed(November 6, 2014 at 7:52 pm)simplemoss Wrote: Recently I took a shit and when I went too wipe there was nothing there, that's right I took the miraculous no-wipe dump and I just thought there has too be some divine Creator of the universe because how else could this happen? It defies all laws of physics 
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