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another abuse of God, if he existed
#31
RE: another abuse of God, if he existed
I hit an invisible pink unicorn today with my car. It came out of nowhere.
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#32
RE: another abuse of God, if he existed
How do you know you hit Her? Did here pink holy spirit inform you of the event? She is trancendental you know, so if you have proof that you hit her than it wasn't really her. Wink
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#33
RE: another abuse of God, if he existed
(February 18, 2010 at 7:17 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: How do you know you hit Her? Did here pink holy spirit inform you of the event? She is trancendental you know, so if you have proof that you hit her than it wasn't really her. Wink

First of all, I know unicorn blood when I see it. The huge dent in my hood would point to that conclusion as well. The holy spirit was riding shotgun, so he saw the whole thing. The bastard didn't even yell to swerve until it was too late. He's a pothead, that guy.

The damn horn got stuck in my radiator and caused a huge leak. Lots of invisible pink bodyparts everywhere. And I won't even mention the smell.

Of course the police report said that I hit a "pedestrian" or whatever that is, but I know what I saw, and it was nothing less than the hand of God himself.

I'm going to representing myself in court, I hope the judge is a pious man.
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#34
RE: another abuse of God, if he existed
I'll repeat, "She is trancendental you know, so if you have proof that you hit her than it wasn't really her."

Just ask fr0d0!
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#35
RE: another abuse of God, if he existed
I thought she was just invisible not transcendental? Tav surely would require physical evidence of the transcendental - it's a strong pre-requisite of his.
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#36
RE: another abuse of God, if he existed
Actually since we can just speak places into being with our minds, she is supra-trancendental. She, like, created the place where your God lives (Trancendentalia a place protected by the non-verifiable claus sheild and logic turrets that shoot rational bullets). So when anyone goes on about the cosmological argument for the existence of god and some dumb atheist explains the fact about that just begs the question of where did God come from; the answer is that the supra-trancendental, Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHH) spake him into being. simples.

One Chip Equals Three Bisquits (With head bowed in reverence, grinning maniacally)

Rhizo
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#37
RE: another abuse of God, if he existed
You're talking shit now Rhiz Smile
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#38
RE: another abuse of God, if he existed
yep, but why not?
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#39
RE: another abuse of God, if he existed
I just wanted to point that out Wink
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#40
RE: another abuse of God, if he existed
(February 22, 2010 at 12:32 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: You're talking shit now Rhiz Smile

It's not fun if only you can do it fr0d0.
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