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Jesus Farts
November 18, 2014 at 6:09 pm
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RE: Jesus Farts
November 18, 2014 at 6:11 pm
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RE: Jesus Farts
November 18, 2014 at 7:45 pm

I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Jesus Farts
November 18, 2014 at 7:58 pm
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RE: Jesus Farts
November 18, 2014 at 8:00 pm



Possibly pushing boundaries . . .

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Jesus Farts
November 18, 2014 at 10:09 pm





Can't resist.


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RE: Jesus Farts
November 18, 2014 at 10:11 pm
(November 18, 2014 at 10:09 pm)Minimalist Wrote:




Can't resist.


Bad Min.

Someone farted and had an accident:

Unfair, perhaps . . . but returning mockery to a mocker is a must

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RE: Jesus Farts
November 20, 2014 at 7:54 pm
Always a nice question to ask the Christian evangelists:

If Jesus was perfect, did he fart?

If so, did it smell like roses or violets?

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RE: Jesus Farts
November 21, 2014 at 5:11 pm
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RE: Jesus Farts
November 23, 2014 at 10:47 am
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