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This Is Perfect.
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This Is Perfect.
November 21, 2014 at 9:30 pm
When will 'Murrica develop a sense of humor?

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entert...75462.html

Quote:Monty Python's 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life' named most popular funeral song
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RE: This Is Perfect.
November 21, 2014 at 9:38 pm
heh i had little giggle.
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RE: This Is Perfect.
November 21, 2014 at 9:46 pm
I still remember how the jesus freaks had a diarrhea hemorrhage when that movie came out.

Too funny.
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RE: This Is Perfect.
November 21, 2014 at 10:23 pm
Yeah want that at mine. The energy from the amassed disgust might just resurrect me
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RE: This Is Perfect.
November 21, 2014 at 10:40 pm
This'll be played at mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBtYOI8U3Cc
And there won't be a fucking priest there, that's for sure.
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RE: This Is Perfect.
November 21, 2014 at 11:22 pm (This post was last modified: November 21, 2014 at 11:23 pm by dyresand.)
(November 21, 2014 at 10:40 pm)Sejanus Wrote: This'll be played at mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBtYOI8U3Cc
And there won't be a fucking priest there, that's for sure.

oh the irony mine is between do the evolution and im not jesus


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RE: This Is Perfect.
November 21, 2014 at 11:28 pm
I'm not going to have a funeral. Upon my death, my corpse is to be suspended on a complex series of pulleys and tracks in my house that are linked to the doorbell, so that whenever somebody comes to the door I rise from the sofa and rush over to scare the shit out of whoever it is. The best part is, I'll only get increasingly terrifying as time goes on.
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RE: This Is Perfect.
November 22, 2014 at 12:12 am
(November 21, 2014 at 11:28 pm)Esquilax Wrote: I'm not going to have a funeral. Upon my death, my corpse is to be suspended on a complex series of pulleys and tracks in my house that are linked to the doorbell, so that whenever somebody comes to the door I rise from the sofa and rush over to scare the shit out of whoever it is. The best part is, I'll only get increasingly terrifying as time goes on.

ROFLOL
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RE: This Is Perfect.
November 22, 2014 at 3:51 am
(November 21, 2014 at 11:28 pm)Esquilax Wrote: I'm not going to have a funeral. Upon my death, my corpse is to be suspended on a complex series of pulleys and tracks in my house that are linked to the doorbell, so that whenever somebody comes to the door I rise from the sofa and rush over to scare the shit out of whoever it is. The best part is, I'll only get increasingly terrifying as time goes on.

There's no reasen not to cue some music with that!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: This Is Perfect.
November 22, 2014 at 4:02 am
I want to donate my body to, and I stress the specificity, "atheistic science". None of that regular science.


Ha! I just thought- it would actually be pretty funny to donate my body to "ID science". Just a bunch of tards standing around, scratching their heads, looking at a dead guy. They could have all my laminin.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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