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Greetings from Dave the Theist
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#51
RE: Greetings from Dave the Theist
November 23, 2014 at 5:02 pm
Bye, Dave.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#52
RE: Greetings from Dave the Theist
November 23, 2014 at 5:08 pm
Yeah, 'bye Dave.

It was...

Well, it was!
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RE: Greetings from Dave the Theist
November 23, 2014 at 5:23 pm
Twenty nine posts before the Ban Hammer descended. Not a record, but still impressive.

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RE: Greetings from Dave the Theist
November 23, 2014 at 5:27 pm
Kinda said to see this one go. This paragraph was pretty entertaining:
(November 22, 2014 at 2:30 pm)YouCanCallMeDave Wrote: Thanks for the welcome. People have had the basic scientific evidence for our personal theistic Creator ever since they were about 5-7 years old and started inquiring about it to their Parents ; its a shame that as we got older we somehow got brainwashed by the many competing absurd unproven speculations masquerading as 'science' to help bolster our willful disdain toward God because hes such a kill joy to our hedonistic agendas.
That fella had potential, I tell ya.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: Greetings from Dave the Theist
November 23, 2014 at 5:29 pm
(November 23, 2014 at 5:27 pm)Tonus Wrote: Kinda said to see this one go. This paragraph was pretty entertaining:
(November 22, 2014 at 2:30 pm)YouCanCallMeDave Wrote: Thanks for the welcome. People have had the basic scientific evidence for our personal theistic Creator ever since they were about 5-7 years old and started inquiring about it to their Parents ; its a shame that as we got older we somehow got brainwashed by the many competing absurd unproven speculations masquerading as 'science' to help bolster our willful disdain toward God because hes such a kill joy to our hedonistic agendas.
That fella had potential, I tell ya.

For FSTDT . . .
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RE: Greetings from Dave the Theist
November 23, 2014 at 5:32 pm
Or STFU.
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RE: Greetings from Dave the Theist
November 23, 2014 at 5:35 pm
Or GTFO
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#58
RE: Greetings from Dave the Theist
November 23, 2014 at 6:07 pm
bbi!
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RE: Greetings from Dave the Theist
November 23, 2014 at 6:37 pm
ZBDLQ!!

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RE: Greetings from Dave the Theist
November 25, 2014 at 12:47 am
(November 23, 2014 at 5:27 pm)Tonus Wrote: Kinda said to see this one go. This paragraph was pretty entertaining:
(November 22, 2014 at 2:30 pm)YouCanCallMeDave Wrote: Thanks for the welcome. People have had the basic scientific evidence for our personal theistic Creator ever since they were about 5-7 years old and started inquiring about it to their Parents ; its a shame that as we got older we somehow got brainwashed by the many competing absurd unproven speculations masquerading as 'science' to help bolster our willful disdain toward God because hes such a kill joy to our hedonistic agendas.
That fella had potential, I tell ya.

Yeah, he sure had my number.
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