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Ouija Experience
November 25, 2014 at 1:26 am
I nearly forgot about when I was a teenager and I was at a party with a very straight laced girl with very little since of humor. Intelligent but not a fun bone in her body (I'd know). Anyways back to the story. I picked up a ouija board and asked if she wanted to play. Neither of us had ever touched one before. So here's how I remembered it going.
ME: Anybody there?
OUIJA: Yes
GIRL: What's your name
OUIJA: ?*%?(don't recall, it was hard to pronounce)
ME: What do you do in ouija land?
OUIJA: Are you fun?
ME+GIRL: Of course.
OUIJA: There are more of you. Ask them to play.
I asked some of the other folks at the party to join us. They called us faggots.
ME: Sorry buddy they don't want to play
OUIJA: F-U-C-K-Y-O-U
ME: Don't be like that
OUIJA: Goodbye
I know about the idiomotor effect. But the freaks that swear by it say the idiomotor effect is part of it. Supposedly it's your subconscious taking possession.
All I know is it wasn't me and that chick did not have that kind of mind. She totally though it was me since it kind of had my humor and that's the kind of shit I would do, but she still looked like she saw a ghost the rest of the night.
god is supposed to be imaginary
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RE: Ouija Experience
December 10, 2014 at 9:46 am
It's just a Parker Brothers board game...
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RE: Ouija Experience
December 10, 2014 at 9:50 am
(November 25, 2014 at 1:26 am)stonedape Wrote: I nearly forgot about when I was a teenager and I was at a party with a very straight laced girl with very little since of humor. Intelligent but not a fun bone in her body (I'd know). Anyways back to the story. I picked up a ouija board and asked if she wanted to play. Neither of us had ever touched one before. So here's how I remembered it going.
ME: Anybody there?
OUIJA: Yes
GIRL: What's your name
OUIJA: ?*%?(don't recall, it was hard to pronounce)
ME: What do you do in ouija land?
OUIJA: Are you fun?
ME+GIRL: Of course.
OUIJA: There are more of you. Ask them to play.
I asked some of the other folks at the party to join us. They called us faggots.
ME: Sorry buddy they don't want to play
OUIJA: F-U-C-K-Y-O-U
ME: Don't be like that
OUIJA: Goodbye
I know about the idiomotor effect. But the freaks that swear by it say the idiomotor effect is part of it. Supposedly it's your subconscious taking possession.
All I know is it wasn't me and that chick did not have that kind of mind. She totally though it was me since it kind of had my humor and that's the kind of shit I would do, but she still looked like she saw a ghost the rest of the night.
Think about it... now she has an excuse to not like you.
That was easy.
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RE: Ouija Experience
December 10, 2014 at 10:02 am
Crap is crap. No one has ever spoken to the dead.
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RE: Ouija Experience
December 10, 2014 at 10:43 am
Not trying to be rude, but the thing is, no one ever thinks it's them that moved the thing around. It was you or her 
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RE: Ouija Experience
December 10, 2014 at 10:51 am
(December 10, 2014 at 10:43 am)robvalue Wrote: Not trying to be rude, but the thing is, no one ever thinks it's them that moved the thing around. It was you or her
Crap is crap, lets not sugar coat reality here. You stating a fact doesn't make you rude. It makes them gullible.
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RE: Ouija Experience
December 10, 2014 at 11:00 am
My brother did the same thing with his friends when he was young, and of course none of them said they moved it.
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RE: Ouija Experience
December 10, 2014 at 11:10 am
(December 10, 2014 at 10:02 am)Brian37 Wrote: Crap is crap. No one has ever spoken to the dead.
I saw an interview with Keith Richards once, he's pretty close.
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"I think I use the term “radical” rather loosely, just for emphasis. If you describe yourself as “atheist,” some people will say, “Don’t you mean ‘agnostic’?” I have to reply that I really do mean atheist, I really do not believe that there is a god; in fact, I am convinced that there is not a god (a subtle difference). I see not a shred of evidence to suggest that there is one ... etc., etc. It’s easier to say that I am a radical atheist, just to signal that I really mean it, have thought about it a great deal, and that it’s an opinion I hold seriously." - Douglas Adams (and I echo the sentiment)
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RE: Ouija Experience
December 10, 2014 at 11:12 am
(December 10, 2014 at 11:10 am)ManMachine Wrote: (December 10, 2014 at 10:02 am)Brian37 Wrote: Crap is crap. No one has ever spoken to the dead.
I saw an interview with Keith Richards once, he's pretty close.
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I already started a thread about rich old white men who are dead, but Keith isn't an oil executive.
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RE: Ouija Experience
December 10, 2014 at 11:15 am
Is this even serious? o.O
It was obviously you or her.
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