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John Oliver - No Turkey Pardons
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John Oliver - No Turkey Pardons
Crazy bastard.



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RE: John Oliver - No Turkey Pardons
No pardons at my house.

Just a vat of salty, jalepeno-y, lemony brine to soak in for a day.

DEATH TO TURKEYS!!!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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Dammit.

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RE: John Oliver - No Turkey Pardons
(November 26, 2014 at 8:13 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: No pardons at my house.

Just a vat of salty, jalepeno-y, lemony brine to soak in for a day.

DEATH TO TURKEYS!!!

Sounds lovely. Ours is in lemon, salt, rosemary and bay. But we do a curry brine for small turkeys at other times of year.
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RE: John Oliver - No Turkey Pardons
The only way to do a turkey. Brining is the best thing that ever happened to Thanksgiving.

My brine smells like something out of a southern Louisiana port-a-john. But it produces a turkey with white meat that is so juicy and flavorful, you would think it was already drenched in gravy.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: John Oliver - No Turkey Pardons
No pardons here. Whole breast in the fridge, marinating for tomorrow, and a second whole victim in the freezer for later.

The only good turkey is a roast turkey.
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RE: John Oliver - No Turkey Pardons
(November 26, 2014 at 10:35 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: The only good turkey is a roast turkey.

Try one coated in peanut butter, deep fried in peanut oil. Change your life.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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We're going out to a restaurant with friends.
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RE: John Oliver - No Turkey Pardons
(November 26, 2014 at 10:39 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(November 26, 2014 at 10:35 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: The only good turkey is a roast turkey.

Try one coated in peanut butter, deep fried in peanut oil. Change your life.

I've had deep fried turkey, it's good stuff, as is smoked.

Is it dinnertime yet? Hungry
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