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The Case for a Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
November 29, 2014 at 12:08 pm
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I think of this every time I see the His-Majesty's thread title. Creating this thread is my attempt to exorcize that misreading once and for all.
Why should we take up arms against Jesus Christ? Well for one thing it says in the bible he is bringing a sword. If we were properly armed, He wouldn't have a chance. On the other hand he would just keep coming back to life so we would have to be vigilant. Rhythm, I hope we can count on you for support. Gawd knows there aren't any guns at my house.
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The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
November 29, 2014 at 12:08 pm
I think of this every time I see the His-Majesty's thread title. Creating this thread is my attempt to exorcize that misreading once and for all.
Why should we take up arms against Jesus Christ? Well for one thing it says in the bible he is bringing a sword. Properly armed, He wouldn't have a chance. On the other hand he would just keep coming back to life so we would have to be vigilant. Rhythm, I hope we can count on you for support. Gawd knows there aren't any guns at my house.
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RE: The Case for a Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
November 29, 2014 at 12:11 pm
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Some seem to think, he's in on the arms race.
Quote: As Boykin explained once before, Jesus was a tough guy and real "man's man," and that is because he is a warrior who will come back covered in the blood of his enemies and carrying an assault rifle ... which is why every Bible believing Christian must own one as well.
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Maybe there's even a case for treason in this, since Jesus obviously wants to incite his followers into an armed revolt.
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RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
November 29, 2014 at 12:12 pm
Nail the fucker up again. Do it right this time!
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RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
November 29, 2014 at 12:14 pm
(November 29, 2014 at 12:08 pm)whateverist Wrote: I think of this every time I see the His-Majesty's thread title. Creating this thread is my attempt to exorcize that misreading once and for all.
Why should we take up arms against Jesus Christ? Well for one thing it says in the bible he is bringing a sword. Properly armed, He wouldn't have a chance. On the other hand he would just keep coming back to life so we would have to be vigilant. Rhythm, I hope we can count on you for support. Gawd knows there aren't any guns at my house.
we have rockets i say send the asshole to space he can come back but in the vacuum of space there is no air.
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RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
November 29, 2014 at 12:15 pm
(November 29, 2014 at 12:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Nail the fucker up again. Do it right this time!
No, kill him with a huge vibrator. I wanna see the New Christians with those around their neck and on their churches.
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RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
November 29, 2014 at 12:15 pm
Why are there two threads? Do a merger. Posted my reply in the second one.
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RE: The Case for a Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
November 29, 2014 at 12:16 pm
I see double!.and I haven't even started drinking yet!
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RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
November 29, 2014 at 12:23 pm
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(November 29, 2014 at 12:15 pm)Alex K Wrote: (November 29, 2014 at 12:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Nail the fucker up again. Do it right this time!
No, kill him with a huge vibrator. I wanna see the New Christians with those around their neck and on their churches.
One of those really lurid mythological animal dildos from Bad Dragon. 
Edit: Oh, and I've merged the threads, since they were functionally identical. Much cleaner for the boards. 
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RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
November 29, 2014 at 12:37 pm
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I'm all down for angry-mob style insurrections against potentially mythical people scheduled to return to collect their club members and fuck all else. I really am. However, Jesus is about 2,000 years late. Something tells me he'd not coming back. Just put the phone down gurl, and move on.
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