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Rant mode on. Royal Family
#1
Rant mode on. Royal Family
Ask me if I give one fuck about the Royal family. Ask me if I give shit where they went on vacation or what they ate for dinner. I don't give a flying fuck. I am sick of humans thinking celebrity and wealth is something to masturbate over.

The Royal family farts and everyone sniffs their asses. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

They are going to push up daisies just like me.
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RE: Rant mode on. Royal Family
(December 10, 2014 at 8:39 am)Brian37 Wrote: Ask me if I give one fuck about the Royal family. Ask me if I give shit where they went on vacation or what they ate for dinner. I don't give a flying fuck. I am sick of humans thinking celebrity and wealth is something to masturbate over.

The Royal family farts and everyone sniffs their asses. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

They are going to push up daisies just like me.

Not a royalist I take it?

I am slightly amused (possible bemused) by the thought of the Queen being the subject of masturbatory fantasies.

MM
"The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions" - Leonardo da Vinci

"I think I use the term “radical” rather loosely, just for emphasis. If you describe yourself as “atheist,” some people will say, “Don’t you mean ‘agnostic’?” I have to reply that I really do mean atheist, I really do not believe that there is a god; in fact, I am convinced that there is not a god (a subtle difference). I see not a shred of evidence to suggest that there is one ... etc., etc. It’s easier to say that I am a radical atheist, just to signal that I really mean it, have thought about it a great deal, and that it’s an opinion I hold seriously." - Douglas Adams (and I echo the sentiment)
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RE: Rant mode on. Royal Family
(December 10, 2014 at 8:49 am)ManMachine Wrote:
(December 10, 2014 at 8:39 am)Brian37 Wrote: Ask me if I give one fuck about the Royal family. Ask me if I give shit where they went on vacation or what they ate for dinner. I don't give a flying fuck. I am sick of humans thinking celebrity and wealth is something to masturbate over.

The Royal family farts and everyone sniffs their asses. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

They are going to push up daisies just like me.

Not a royalist I take it?

I am slightly amused (possible bemused) by the thought of the Queen being the subject of masturbatory fantasies.

MM

In their fantasies, the Queen is wearing one of those little hats and nothing else. Wink Shades

I have no idea why anyone would want to be a royal. Yes, they are wealthy but being on constant display just seems nightmarish to me.
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#4
RE: Rant mode on. Royal Family
UGGGGGGGG They are antiquated toys. Not talking about my fellow humans just the stupid idea of the institution. Their weddings alone are a joke and they look like circus clowns and nutcrackers. Not to mention they are finite humans like everyone else.
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#5
RE: Rant mode on. Royal Family
Yeah yeah, it's all nice to be polite and respectful, but why don't you tell us what you really think?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#6
RE: Rant mode on. Royal Family
I have no interest in Royal Weddings/Babies and view them just as celebrities, though with perhaps a bit more decorum. I'd take the Queen any day over someone like Donald Trump.

I wouldn't bow to them either, I see them as equals. I don't think they are inherently evil, and some work quite hard for charities, though Prince Charles and his Homeopathy crap annoys me a lot.
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#7
RE: Rant mode on. Royal Family
I, for one, am a little perturbed by this growing trend in America of acknowledging other countries as being existent.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#8
RE: Rant mode on. Royal Family
(December 10, 2014 at 9:00 am)Brian37 Wrote: UGGGGGGGG They are antiquated toys. Not talking about my fellow humans just the stupid idea of the institution. Their weddings alone are a joke and they look like circus clowns and nutcrackers. Not to mention they are finite humans like everyone else.

Granted, I have never looked up this information myself, but I have been told that the royal family brings in more money from tourists for the UK then they cost.


I am from the US so I consider the existence of the royal family to be none of my business. My feelings about them can be described as meh.
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#9
RE: Rant mode on. Royal Family
Eh, I just view it as celebrity culture on steroids. Here in America people and media outlets give deference to what famous actors think regardless of their qualifications, as if somehow they have a magically valid view on a subject because they're famous. And when it comes to who's dating who and who's pregnant and what designer clothes who's baby is wearing, the Royal Family isn't any worse than the celebrity fetish in America.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Rant mode on. Royal Family
(December 10, 2014 at 9:02 am)Alex K Wrote: Yeah yeah, it's all nice to be polite and respectful, but why don't you tell us what you really think?

To quote John Balushi

Quote: WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR? HELL NO, AND IT AINT OVER NOW!
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