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Having Fun With Evolution!
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RE: Having Fun With Evolution!
December 20, 2014 at 9:55 am
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RE: Having Fun With Evolution!
December 20, 2014 at 9:56 am
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#23
RE: Having Fun With Evolution!
December 20, 2014 at 9:56 am (This post was last modified: December 20, 2014 at 9:59 am by Platonic.)
(December 20, 2014 at 9:54 am)Stimbo Wrote: Nice guitar, but shouldn't that have been in your intro thread?
Can't put anything in a locked thread, ya know. hee, hee, hee.... Big Grin


(December 20, 2014 at 9:56 am)Rhythm Wrote: -and I was recently a werewolf.

Really? Who did you...'moon' Clap
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#24
RE: Having Fun With Evolution!
December 20, 2014 at 10:02 am
(December 20, 2014 at 9:50 am)Platonic Wrote: Well then, we both don't get your joke


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RE: Having Fun With Evolution!
December 20, 2014 at 10:06 am (This post was last modified: December 20, 2014 at 10:14 am by Platonic.)
(December 20, 2014 at 10:02 am)Stimbo Wrote:
(December 20, 2014 at 9:50 am)Platonic Wrote: Well then, we both don't get your joke


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RE: Having Fun With Evolution!
December 20, 2014 at 10:15 am (This post was last modified: December 20, 2014 at 10:17 am by Fidel_Castronaut.)
(December 20, 2014 at 9:15 am)Platonic Wrote:
(December 20, 2014 at 9:13 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: The ToE is a theory that seeks to explain a fact (E).

I guess all those insults are sort of directed at members of the forum? Why? I don't see the point unless im missing something. Whatever, I realise online forums (especially religious/atheist ones) tend to be full of hot tempers and lots of debate/arguments, but posting all those insults sort of just says 'I want to be banned'.

Have fun.

I don't take myself or anything too seriously. I was just having fun. You see, the true value in humor is whether or not it makes ME LAUGH. How sourpuses react is irrelevant Cool Shades

Well, in reality, most comedians make money out of how others react to their humor, and indeed the way they tell their jokes. See, there's this thing called 'comedic timing', and you either got it or you don't.

And I resent being called a sourpuss. I've got a red hat on a Fidel Castro avatar from the Simpsons. That's thinking outside the box.

What i will say is that this thread basically seems like a troll thread now. you may not have intended as such, but your OP doesn't scream "I want an intellectually honest debate."
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RE: Having Fun With Evolution!
December 20, 2014 at 10:18 am
(December 20, 2014 at 9:56 am)Platonic Wrote:
(December 20, 2014 at 9:54 am)Stimbo Wrote: Nice guitar, but shouldn't that have been in your intro thread?
Can't put anything in a locked thread, ya know. hee, hee, hee.... Big Grin

Have you always had a problem with tenses, or are you being obtuse simply for my benefit? I said "shouldn't that have been".

Hee, hee, hee.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#28
RE: Having Fun With Evolution!
December 20, 2014 at 10:22 am (This post was last modified: December 20, 2014 at 10:23 am by Platonic.)
(December 20, 2014 at 10:18 am)Stimbo Wrote:
(December 20, 2014 at 9:56 am)Platonic Wrote: Can't put anything in a locked thread, ya know. hee, hee, hee.... Big Grin

Have you always had a problem with tenses, or are you being obtuse simply for my benefit? I said "shouldn't that have been".

Hee, hee, hee.

How bout...never wuz

Hey, you had your chance to call yourself The Happy Undertaker. Too late now! Cool Shades


(December 20, 2014 at 10:15 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote:
(December 20, 2014 at 9:15 am)Platonic Wrote: I don't take myself or anything too seriously. I was just having fun. You see, the true value in humor is whether or not it makes ME LAUGH. How sourpuses react is irrelevant Cool Shades

Well, in reality, most comedians make money out of how others react to their humor, and indeed the way they tell their jokes. See, there's this thing called 'comedic timing', and you either got it or you don't.

And I resent being called a sourpuss. I've got a red hat on a Fidel Castro avatar from the Simpsons. That's thinking outside the box.

What i will say is that this thread basically seems like a troll thread now. you may not have intended as such, but your OP doesn't scream "I want an intellectually honest debate."
Oh, you intend to pay me?

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RE: Having Fun With Evolution!
December 20, 2014 at 10:23 am
I feel a prophecy coming on...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#30
RE: Having Fun With Evolution!
December 20, 2014 at 10:33 am
(December 20, 2014 at 10:23 am)Stimbo Wrote: I feel a prophecy coming on...

HOLD YOUR HORSES, JESUS!!!

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