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Having Fun With Evolution!
#11
RE: Having Fun With Evolution!
Being respectful of the rules of a forum and at least reading and giving some consideration to the arguments of your interlocutors is *not* kissing up.

But that's the mod team's business. I have nothing more to say to you.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

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#12
RE: Having Fun With Evolution!
(December 20, 2014 at 9:31 am)Stimbo Wrote: However, you will kiss up to Staff decisions. Capisce?

Yes well, I've been banned from so many forums for being myself it's no big deal anymore. You won't be hurting my feelings. That much is for certain.

My Blog:

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(December 20, 2014 at 9:34 am)Lucanus Wrote: Being respectful of the rules of a forum and at least reading and giving some consideration to the arguments of your interlocutors is *not* kissing up.

Is that what you are doing? I hadn't noticed
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#13
RE: Having Fun With Evolution!
Sorry, the Martyr Card isn't valid here. Play by the Rules and banning won't be an issue. We have a whole armoury of interesting toys to roll out before we deploy the banhammer. I expect you'll get to feel some of them.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#14
RE: Having Fun With Evolution!
(December 20, 2014 at 9:40 am)Stimbo Wrote: Sorry, the Martyr Card isn't valid here. Play by the Rules and banning won't be an issue. We have a whole armoury of interesting toys to roll out before we deploy the banhammer. I expect you'll get to feel some of them.

Do you accept PayPal for donations? I believe I have an extra thousand lying around somewhere that I don't really need


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#15
RE: Having Fun With Evolution!
Has anyone told you how funny you are?

They lied.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#16
RE: Having Fun With Evolution!
I did miss a little nugget of gold in the conspiricist nonsense in my last post. Our school system -was- designed to create little borg drones...but not for government. For factories - private business. We've been shitty corporatists for the majority of our history.
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#17
RE: Having Fun With Evolution!
(December 20, 2014 at 9:46 am)Stimbo Wrote: Has anyone told you how funny you are?

They lied.

Was that supposed to be funny?

I don't get it

ROFLOL
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#18
RE: Having Fun With Evolution!
That's what I said.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#19
RE: Having Fun With Evolution!
(December 20, 2014 at 9:46 am)Stimbo Wrote: Has anyone told you how funny you are?

They lied.

Actually, I'm rich. Here's one of my guitars. I have quite a few


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(December 20, 2014 at 9:48 am)Stimbo Wrote: That's what I said.

Well then, we both don't get your joke


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#20
RE: Having Fun With Evolution!
Nice guitar, but shouldn't that have been in your intro thread?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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