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She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
To the OP, there is lots a good advice here. But before you talk you may need some damage control just to cool her down. I recommend some spontaneousness. What's her favorite flowers? What's here favorite reaturuant? Here is a possible idea. Wait for a day when you are both off, disappear half way through the day and sneak out your best suit.
Go to someones house and change, get her her favorite flowers. Nice bonquette, then appear back at the house with the flowers and you cleaned up in your best clothes and eloqeuntly Tell her you are taking her to her favorite resturuant and then to watch her favorite movie. Make sure you buy some of her favorite wine for when you get home. Then when the night is at an end, you fuck her like its going to be the last time you ever see her.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
Is she like this?

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(January 2, 2015 at 7:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Kill-kill, not metaphor-kill.

Boru
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
Alpha, if the ice cream is in my freezer everyone will know if I eat it. I will be a failure.

If it's not in my freezer I can go for a jog by myself stop at the grocery store buy some eat it in the way home. No one will suspect me and I can say, I don't know why I can't lose weight I'm following the diet plan woe is me.

The thing is that by existing on this earth you are exposed to temptation.
•A man who wants to cheat will do so whether he goes to Vegas or not.
•A man who doesn't want to cheat but enjoys sex more than he respects the fidelity of his marriage maybe should avoid Vegas, but will probably wind himself up in a situation presenting the opportunity to cheat at some point anyways.
•A man who has decided not that he doesn't want to cheat, but that he isn't going to cheat can go to Vegas or any other place he wants and not be any more likely to cheat than he was if he stayed at home.

(January 2, 2015 at 7:35 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: What's her favorite flowers? What's here favorite reaturuant?
He forgot Undecided
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
(January 2, 2015 at 4:37 pm)Losty Wrote: This is what happens when you cum on a forum as a shameless harlot. Can't have a serious discussion about sex. Ah well, c'est la vie I'm going to read porn (watching is boring, no imagination) and masturbate and do all kinds of terrible sinful things. Hopefully, this post doesn't cause all of you poor helpless men to go off sinning and such. Oh how hard it must be to be a man, enslaved to your own sexual depravity.

Where did that shiver that just ran down my spine come from??
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
I recommend waiting for feedback from the OP, instead of going on assuming that he's this or that kind of person.
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
(January 2, 2015 at 4:37 pm)Losty Wrote: This is what happens when you cum on a forum as a shameless harlot. Can't have a serious discussion about sex. Ah well, c'est la vie I'm going to read porn (watching is boring, no imagination) and masturbate and do all kinds of terrible sinful things. Hopefully, this post doesn't cause all of you poor helpless men to go off sinning and such. Oh how hard it must be to be a man, enslaved to your own sexual depravity.

I am NOT sexually depraved, and I strongly resent the implication that I may be.

My membership in the Flavoured Enema Of The Month Club is for research purposes only.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
(January 2, 2015 at 8:05 pm)pocaracas Wrote: I recommend waiting for feedback from the OP, instead of going on assuming that he's this or that kind of person.

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If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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(January 2, 2015 at 7:41 pm)Losty Wrote: Alpha, if the ice cream is in my freezer everyone will know if I eat it. I will be a failure.

If it's not in my freezer I can go for a jog by myself stop at the grocery store buy some eat it in the way home. No one will suspect me and I can say, I don't know why I can't lose weight I'm following the diet plan woe is me.

The thing is that by existing on this earth you are exposed to temptation.
•A man who wants to cheat will do so whether he goes to Vegas or not.
•A man who doesn't want to cheat but enjoys sex more than he respects the fidelity of his marriage maybe should avoid Vegas, but will probably wind himself up in a situation presenting the opportunity to cheat at some point anyways.
•A man who has decided not that he doesn't want to cheat, but that he isn't going to cheat can go to Vegas or any other place he wants and not be any more likely to cheat than he was if he stayed at home.

(January 2, 2015 at 7:35 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: What's her favorite flowers? What's here favorite reaturuant?
He forgot Undecided
Well sadly for me I hate my ex and I haven't been with her for over a year and I could still tell you all of that plus exactly what she was thinking at a given moment and turn her into a sex fiend using nothing more then my hands. Not that I would want too.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
(January 2, 2015 at 7:41 pm)Losty Wrote: Alpha, if the ice cream is in my freezer everyone will know if I eat it. I will be a failure.
Not if you live alone.
Quote:If it's not in my freezer I can go for a jog by myself stop at the grocery store buy some eat it in the way home. No one will suspect me and I can say, I don't know why I can't lose weight I'm following the diet plan woe is me.
Can you? Sure. We're talking probabilities. Most people are less likely to eat ice cream if they have to go out to a store and get it, than if it's already in the house.
Quote:The thing is that by existing on this earth you are exposed to temptation.
Yep, but there's likely more temptation in Las Vegas with the guys than with your wife at the beach.

Now, you'd probably argue that, even at the beach with the wife, he could go out for a jog, pick up a woman on the beach, bang her, and jog back. But again, we're talking probabilities.
Quote:•A man who wants to cheat will do so whether he goes to Vegas or not.
Not necessarily. There are some men who want to cheat, but are too afraid of being caught to go through with it. Going out of town could be enough to get them to act on the desire.
Quote:•A man who doesn't want to cheat but enjoys sex more than he respects the fidelity of his marriage maybe should avoid Vegas, but will probably wind himself up in a situation presenting the opportunity to cheat at some point anyways.
A man who doesn't want to cheat but really enjoys sex will probably have a lot of sex with his wife. I'm in this category myself.
Quote:•A man who has decided not that he doesn't want to cheat, but that he isn't going to cheat can go to Vegas or any other place he wants and not be any more likely to cheat than he was if he stayed at home.
I disagree. Booze and availability have ruined plenty of men who had decided that they weren't going to cheat.
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
They obviously changed their mind lol

Living alone would mean not married and not fucking relevant to the conversation though wouldn't it?

I am of the mind that most men are not wild sex crazed beasts. I do not believe it is any more difficult for a man to resist the urge to cheat than it is for a woman. (Yes, we like fucking orgasms too. Many aren't as open about it as I am and in a society that tells men that women don't care about sex I would say it's even more difficult for a woman to resist the urge to cheat because she has a higher probability of not being sexually satisfied by her partner, but then I'm going off on a rant that isn't technically relevant).
I do not believe that being exposed to the opportunity to cheat makes a person more likely to cheat.
I still haven't seen you present any evidence of this besides from I've seen many men blah blah blah.
Will some men go to Vegas and cheat? Yes
Does going to Vegas actually increase the probability of cheating? I see no reason to believe it does.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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