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"Fischer's" Homosexual Agenda
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RE: "Fischer's" Homosexual Agenda
They want to turn everyone into homosexuals? They're after your children! Don't let them fall prey to the homosexual brainwashing. Instead let us brainwash them as our parents brainwashed us.
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RE: "Fischer's" Homosexual Agenda
(January 27, 2015 at 6:09 pm)Sionnach Wrote: The man stated:
Quote:I don’t think you will ever find a more directly demonic energy than when you deal with the homosexual agenda… You literally are staring into virtually the unvarnished energy of Satan himself when you come up against the forces that are pushing the homosexual agenda forward.
Spoken like a Friday-night crossdresser.
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#13
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(January 27, 2015 at 7:05 pm)Chad32 Wrote: They want to turn everyone into homosexuals? They're after your children! Don't let them fall prey to the homosexual brainwashing. Instead let us brainwash them as our parents brainwashed us.

Funny how it never seems to occur to yammerheads like Fischer that every single homosexual person has heterosexual parents (or near enough as makes no odds).

Since heterosexuals rear homosexuals, stands to reason that homosexual parents are going to rear heterosexual children.

Whole thing would be silly if it weren't so brutally, idiotically dangerous to innocent people.

Boru

On reading that, it may not be clear. I plead painkillers, can't be arsed to fix it. I support equal rights for gay people and everyone else argle bargle whorble whoosh meds meds meds

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(January 27, 2015 at 6:59 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Ok...what exactly is 'the homosexual agenda'? Are these people planning to break into my house some dark night and gang re-decorate the place?
Boru


Yes. That is it. Allow Lewis Black to explain it to you.





Quote:stands to reason that homosexual parents are going to rear heterosexual children.


You better fix that or Fischer will invite you on his show.
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Bryan Fischer, let's be real here old man, gay men don't want you. First of all you are like 90, this double chin is a fool, you look a fucking mess. Wtf you think gay men want you for?

It's always the same as well, always the really ugly "straight" men (who I don't think are straight at all) who are the most paranoid that gays want them... The only "agenda" I have sweetie is to shut you the hell up.

And yeah by the logic that gay parents raise gay kids, then surely straight parents would raise straight kids? Gay animals would have died out long before there were humans.
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Bryan Fischer is a xenophobic, homophobic, bigoted asshole. There are lots of other adjectives I could use, but what's the point? Everybody here knows just how full of shit that guy is. What is really unbelievable is that anyone could take that clown seriously. I guess it shouldn't be too surprising though for a group of folks who believe a Jew came back from the dead and they get to live in the sky when they die.
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(January 27, 2015 at 6:59 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: All these knuckle-draggers who forever whinge about 'the homosexual agenda.'

Ok...what exactly is 'the homosexual agenda'? Are these people planning to break into my house some dark night and gang re-decorate the place? Are they going to take over Iceland so they can produce musical theatre in peace?

As far as I can tell from the homosexuals I've met, their 'agenda' seems to consist of gaining legal recognition as human beings.

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#18
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(January 27, 2015 at 6:59 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ..
As far as I can tell from the homosexuals I've met, their 'agenda' seems to consist of gaining legal recognition as human beings.

Boru

One could restate that to say that the "demonic" homosexual 'agenda' is not to be demonized!!
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#19
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And here I thought it was pretty cool that my wife took a girl to prom.

Silly me.
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(January 27, 2015 at 7:47 pm)NuclearJaguar Wrote: [Image: UMZP6SQl.jpg?1]

Bryan Fischer, let's be real here old man, gay men don't want you. First of all you are like 90, this double chin is a fool, you look a fucking mess. Wtf you think gay men want you for?

It's always the same as well, always the really ugly "straight" men (who I don't think are straight at all) who are the most paranoid that gays want them... The only "agenda" I have sweetie is to shut you the hell up.

And yeah by the logic that gay parents raise gay kids, then surely straight parents would raise straight kids? Gay animals would have died out long before there were humans.

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