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And, Lo...The Creatards Shalt Scream Bloody Murder....

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And, Lo...The Creatards Shalt Scream Bloody Murder....
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And, Lo...The Creatards Shalt Scream Bloody Murder....
January 28, 2015 at 4:21 pm
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RE: And, Lo...The Creatards Shalt Scream Bloody Murder....
January 28, 2015 at 4:26 pm
I can already taste the sweat on every apologist's brow as they have to find a way to "interpret" this from their sack of shit books.

Funny how they never interpret anything until after it's found out, huh?

Or more likely, they'll add it to their mental block list. Lalalalalalalalala

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RE: And, Lo...The Creatards Shalt Scream Bloody Murder....
January 28, 2015 at 4:35 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 4:26 pm)robvalue Wrote: I can already taste the sweat on every apologist's brow as they have to find a way to "interpret" this from their sack of shit books.

Funny how they never interpret anything until after it's found out, huh?

Or more likely, they'll add it to their mental block list. Lalalalalalalalala

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RE: And, Lo...The Creatards Shalt Scream Bloody Murder....
January 28, 2015 at 4:38 pm
...and...it was only 6,000 years ago.
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RE: And, Lo...The Creatards Shalt Scream Bloody Murder....
January 28, 2015 at 5:20 pm
....and they didn't do the nasty in the pasty!

Everyone knows that Archaeopteryx brought the little neanderthals...
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RE: And, Lo...The Creatards Shalt Scream Bloody Murder....
January 28, 2015 at 5:37 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 5:20 pm)Alex K Wrote: ....and they didn't do the nasty in the pasty!

Everyone knows that Archaeopteryx brought the little neanderthals...

Well duh*.


*Unless someone disproves that in which case we will assert that it was a metaphor all along.
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RE: And, Lo...The Creatards Shalt Scream Bloody Murder....
January 28, 2015 at 5:43 pm
We all have Neanderthal genes to a certain extent. So the sex thing between sapiens and the supposed brutes is already proven by humans living today. Also recent excavations have shown that Neanderthals had a more advanced culture than previously believed. And they died out tens of thousands of years ago. So for creatards they're an anathema anyway.
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RE: And, Lo...The Creatards Shalt Scream Bloody Murder....
January 28, 2015 at 6:09 pm
It won't even phase them. Creationists are the intellectual Black Knights of the world.

"I cut your arm off."

"No you didn't."

"Well what's that then?"

"I've had worse."
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RE: And, Lo...The Creatards Shalt Scream Bloody Murder....
January 28, 2015 at 6:18 pm
I'm just shocked that my earlier ancestors would get busy with Neanderthals.

What sluts!

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RE: And, Lo...The Creatards Shalt Scream Bloody Murder....
January 28, 2015 at 7:09 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 6:09 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: It won't even phase them. Creationists are the intellectual Black Knights of the world.

"I cut your arm off."

"No you didn't."

"Well what's that then?"

"I've had worse."

That... is a really good metaphor, actually.

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