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Ankylosauria Fossil
#11
RE: Ankylosauria Fossil
Both, of course. And every other non mammal. Because why not?

Except for crocodilians and sharks, because they've been around for as long. They just got smaller, and thank Darwin for that!
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Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#12
RE: Ankylosauria Fossil
That kind of got me thinking what the oldest life-form still existing might be and a quick google has thrown up something called 'stromatolites', some form of bacteria which apparently have remained unchanged for 3.8 billion years.

This needs a lot more research than me googling it though.

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#13
RE: Ankylosauria Fossil
Aren't stromatolites the same thing inhabiting Sharks Bay? I always thought that was funny:

"I'll be damned! Look at this bay. It's full of the world's oldest life forms."

"Cool. What should we call it?"

"Sharks Bay."

"..."

Then again, if I go for a swim at Stromatolites Bay and get eaten by a shark...
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

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For context, this is the previous verse:

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#14
RE: Ankylosauria Fossil
Creationist fossil:

[Image: ken+ham.jpg]
Dying to live, living to die.
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#15
RE: Ankylosauria Fossil
Now beccs, he's not a day over 162.
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#16
RE: Ankylosauria Fossil
He looks at that everyday in the mirror and denies we crossbred with Neanderthal.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#17
RE: Ankylosauria Fossil
I'm just jealous that I went hiking in Dorset and didn't even find an ammonite. Booh. But nice ankylosaur toe Smile
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#18
RE: Ankylosauria Fossil
I don't own any fossils, but where I work at Hamilton Pool, we have plenty laid into limestone that dates back to the Triassic[/size], on up through the K/T boundary, when the Niobrara Sea receded finally.

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This ammonite impression is about 8 inches across.

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Fossil oyster beds, in the roof of the grotto.

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Scallop impressions. Note also the exterior bivalve molds in the second photo.

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Abalone.

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#19
RE: Ankylosauria Fossil
(February 4, 2015 at 10:51 pm)Beccs Wrote: Creationist fossil:

[Image: ken+ham.jpg]

Is it just me or does he really look like a palette-swapped version of Ganondorf?

[Image: 760px-Defeat-Ganon-on-Twilight-Princess-Step-1.jpg]
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Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

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#20
RE: Ankylosauria Fossil
(February 5, 2015 at 4:34 am)Lucanus Wrote:
(February 4, 2015 at 10:51 pm)Beccs Wrote: Creationist fossil:

[Image: ken+ham.jpg]

Is it just me or does he really look like a palette-swapped version of Ganondorf?

[Image: 760px-Defeat-Ganon-on-Twilight-Princess-Step-1.jpg]

O.O It all makes sense now!
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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