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RE: The 'I Have a New Name' thread
February 17, 2015 at 3:42 pm
(February 17, 2015 at 3:40 pm)Alice Wrote: Who the fuck is 'Thunder Cunt'? :S
Like, I swear I should know... but it's like a Little Lunch: Utterly forgettable  
Something tells me you and "He who Shall Remain Unnamed" would have gotten along quite well...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: The 'I Have a New Name' thread
February 17, 2015 at 3:44 pm
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(February 17, 2015 at 7:13 am)Little lunch Wrote: How come my name isn't on that list.
I used to be thunder cunt.
Now who wants to see my dick? ;-)
The 'username changes' thing wasn't introduced until 2014, I think. I could be wrong... but it doesn't register either of these names for me:
- Aerzia Saerules Arctuos --> Aerzia Saerules Arktuos (I don't remember which it was here... I might have gone with the former and then changed to the latter, meh)...
- Saerules
So.... if you're from before that time when the name-changes list was instituted? I don't think you'll know. Maybe it was from before the server move, but I just cannot know why that would affect anything whatsoever, yeah ignore that, must have just been a new feature.
Maybe with an upgrade to forum software? I don't know, and I may not even care, but I am curious xD 
(February 17, 2015 at 3:42 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Something tells me you and "He who Shall Remain Unnamed" would have gotten along quite well...
I am the 'weirdest member'... some might even call me... 'LeStrange'.
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RE: The 'I Have a New Name' thread
February 17, 2015 at 3:56 pm
(February 17, 2015 at 3:44 pm)Alice Wrote: I am the 'weirdest member'... some might even call me... 'LeStrange'.
Had he not self immolated, he would have made a run at your crown.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: The 'I Have a New Name' thread
February 17, 2015 at 4:44 pm
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(February 17, 2015 at 3:56 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Had he not self immolated, he would have made a run at your crown.
Whom could possibly have had a chance? I don't recall this as-of-yet unidentified member... are they a character in your head designed specifically to defeat Alice? Do you see her trueform past the ghostly shell of self designed for your palatability?
If so, kindly set them towards her... she could really use a little fun right now  Ahhh... but it's just so utterly boring, innit? This angsty little bitch tried to do what I do all morning, but she's just so soft and prissy; she just HAD to get their 'consent', just had to wait for them to accept their fate... Wouldn't take it into her own hands. At least one of us had fun, I guess.... 
...
Well... that's what Alice would probably have said if she was still alive, but: I devoured her... convinced her to walk right on down my throat, I did. There are depths to this vessel's mind that shall never ever be tapped here (or upon anyone uninteresting)... because this forum has rules. You can't just convince people to kill themselves here, threaten and stalk them, and enjoy buttery popcorn... without getting banned. If we don't follow the rules here, then what are we? Banned is what... possibly also rekt, but that rather depends upon who's swinging that gavel and pounding that hammer down on your head.
How could someone who doesn't even understand the limits of their marks POSSIBLY contest for my crown? They terrified people... and left some of them trapped inside their own heads in fear... and sure, I mean: that has potential to be interesting... but it's really pretty vanilla so far as predators go. Why couldn't they instead obliterate people inside, and be their one lonely port in the storm... until they plant the subconscious seeds of suicide in their mind? As someone who understands real predation... I find this 'unnamed member' BORING... he is no more worth the memory than has any man with a bomb who takes people whom DO matter from our world ever been worthwhile. Isn't that so cruel of the uninteresting, and the unloved? All that grandstanding... they wouldn't know godhood if it ate them from the inside out.
I could abandon this forum with mere persona of self (none of my actual contribution)... by the force of very real death... and I would still net the award posthumously for YEARS yet to come. They worship their goddess... they will all love me, and if they don't? I WILL MAKE THEM LOVE ME!  Mauahauahahahaha!
It's alright... it's okay... come to mommy... she'll never hurt you... come now, children...
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RE: The 'I Have a New Name' thread
February 17, 2015 at 5:15 pm
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A guess I asked for that.
I counter with his very first post:
(March 13, 2014 at 3:18 pm)Unnamed Wrote: On the third day the Angel Gabriel presented me with a vision of a common barn mouse seated upon disproportionately large testicles encompassed in a furrowed scrotum that he plaintively licked occasionally unleashing a steaming cascade of feces from his chaffed anus....
You ever tried feces? it tastes just like it smells...DELICIOUS
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RE: The 'I Have a New Name' thread
February 17, 2015 at 5:22 pm
(February 17, 2015 at 5:15 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: A guess I asked for that.
You kind of did, yes.
Quote:I counter with his very first post:
(March 13, 2014 at 3:18 pm)Unnamed Wrote: On the third day the Angel Gabriel presented me with a vision of a common barn mouse seated upon disproportionately large testicles encompassed in a furrowed scrotum that he plaintively licked occasionally unleashing a steaming cascade of feces from his chaffed anus....
You ever tried feces? it tastes just like it smells...DELICIOUS
Cool, I would indeed have had some fun with him... mostly as a launching pad for my own content, though. Openmindedness is lovely~ 
I have indeed tried (and enjoyed) feces... I've learned from the very best: I will eat ass.  Did you know that most of your poo is bacteria?
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RE: The 'I Have a New Name' thread
February 17, 2015 at 5:23 pm
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(February 17, 2015 at 5:22 pm)Alice Wrote: I have indeed tried (and enjoyed) feces... I've learned from the very best: I will eat ass. Did you know that most of your poo is bacteria?
In a sense, most of YOU is bacteria...
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RE: The 'I Have a New Name' thread
February 17, 2015 at 5:30 pm
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(February 17, 2015 at 5:23 pm)Alex K Wrote: In a sense, most of YOU is bacteria...
And aren't we just DELICIOUS?
Well... I know I am
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RE: The 'I Have a New Name' thread
February 17, 2015 at 5:35 pm
Lol, going through his intro thread. I really did like him, at first.
(March 13, 2014 at 3:55 pm)Unnamed Wrote: (March 13, 2014 at 3:50 pm)truthBtold Wrote: The only reason im typing back at u is because I promised I would give an hour of my time to needy people.. times up.
What I need is a woman to marry me. I want a girl who will go to arbies with me and stuff our gaping gullets with roast beef, chase it with some milk of magnesia, and spend our honey moon in the back of a Volkswagen bug pissing, shitting, and barfing on each other, drive with windows down, and announce to the world, "that's the smell of love BITCH!"
Last time I was with a woman I came lack a rocket before the foreplay started. She just looked at me and I ejaculated in my pants. Then She handed me a Valentines day card and I lost my balance and shit myself.
Same time next year I guess! Pretty good for a guy that survived Catholic School!
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RE: The 'I Have a New Name' thread
February 17, 2015 at 5:46 pm
I don't know about contesting for 'weirdest member'... but hell, they might've stood a chance at running for funniest at one time. Wonder if they've got a histrionic personality disorder... they really look like they need the attention I'll bet that when people became tolerant and bored of them, that THAT'S when they upped the ante.
I kind of wonder if I've won the controversy award this year... hmm Wish I knew xD This year... I think I'mma make a run for Best Member  But I'll lose to Losty, so what's the point? 
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