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#51
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I've never knocked one out in public.
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#52
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(February 11, 2015 at 4:08 pm)robvalue Wrote: I've never knocked one out in public.
But in a public place maybe?
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#53
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I've never performed in a drag show
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#54
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(February 11, 2015 at 4:10 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote:
(February 11, 2015 at 4:08 pm)robvalue Wrote: I've never knocked one out in public.
But in a public place maybe?

Hmmm no, but apparently I took a leak out the window into the neighbours garden when I was a kid. Little rat bag I was, if I'm to believe the stories.

I've never done a power bomb on a little kid. That's testament to sheer willpower, I can tell you.
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#55
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Stood at the very edge of a mountain ledge on a starry night, stared up into infinity and thought, there must be something more . . .

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#56
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I've never pee'd in anyones mouth between midnight and 6AM
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#57
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I've never taken a piss while drunk off my ass off the 12th floor balcony at the Houston Marriott.

Oh, wait.
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#58
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I've never been buggered by a member of the Royal Family when I was living near Chicago

(Another funny thing to do in the game is to put weird conditions on common acts, it can greatly add to the hilarity)
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#59
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I've never missed a 3-pointer in the NBA.
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#60
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I've never poo'd in my toy ghostbuster ghost trap and told my sister to stomp on the pedal to open it if she wanted to see the ghost I caught.

(16 years later, I still decided it was a good idea to have my own kid)
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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